I’m So Glad…

By Mitch Berg

…that, while the US can screw our firm allies and friends the Poles, and can send the Iranian demonstrators barely a word of moral support, that the Obama Administration can be bothered to put its full faith and credit behind this guy:

It’s been 89 days since Manuel Zelaya was booted from power. He’s sleeping on chairs, and he claims his throat is sore from toxic gases and “Israeli mercenaries” are torturing him with high-frequency radiation.

“We are being threatened with death,” he said in an interview with The Miami Herald, adding that mercenaries were likely to storm the embassy where he has been holed up since Monday and assassinate him.

Rumors that MoveOn.org is collecting tinfoil to send to Zelaya’s party are strictly unconfirmed.

2 Responses to “I’m So Glad…”

  1. Kermit Says:

    Maybe he can get a job in the Obama admin. He certainly seems to have the right qualifications.

  2. Mr. D Says:

    I checked on it — Zelaya is the Spanish word for meshuga.

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