Free Boat: You Haul
By Mitch Berg
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
Am I the only one who read that story and thought “That’s a nice looking boat – I wonder what happened to it?”
Joe Doakes
I’m more than a little tempted to rent a boat trailer and head down to Florida. Or Texas. Or San Diego…





August 4th, 2015 at 6:42 am
Day laborers on their commute to work.
August 4th, 2015 at 6:45 am
That looks like Sen. Marco Rubio’s “Luxury Speedboat” (hattip NY Times).
http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/06/rubios-luxury-speedboat-is-a-fishing-boat-208515.html
Why this country has it so good that illegal alie…, er, uh, undocumented immigrants are abandoning their luxury speedboats once they get here. Thanks Obama.
August 4th, 2015 at 7:28 am
maybe this is a new government program, like Obama Phones – call them Obama Boats that our Coast Guard is tasked with distributing throughout the Caribbean and down the Baja Coast
August 4th, 2015 at 7:54 am
Indeed, it would be interesting to check on the provenance of this boat. ICE will get right on it!
August 4th, 2015 at 8:35 am
They’re a little early, even early absentee voting is still 8 months away.
August 4th, 2015 at 8:53 am
Those fellows were the boat’s undocumented owners, too.
August 4th, 2015 at 9:06 am
If they’re in Miami, and it looks like some of the immigrants are black, I’m guessing they might be coming from Cuba–and that hidden down in the bowels of the boat is someone from Miami who owns it. I’m guessing from the color that it’s older, too–haven’t seen too much of that color gel-coat lately, to put it mildly.
If I’m right, I’m surprised that the Coast Guard didn’t catch them. Cubans, due to their history with the Castros, tend to be one Hispanic group that often votes Republican.
August 4th, 2015 at 9:29 am
Bikebubba wrote:
I’m guessing they might be coming from Cuba–and that hidden down in the bowels of the boat is someone from Miami who owns it. I’m guessing from the color that it’s older, too–haven’t seen too much of that color gel-coat lately, to put it mildly.
I wondered what Sonny Crockett was up to these days.
August 4th, 2015 at 11:02 am
Joe:
This is a remarkable group. They made the cute model disappear! Who cares what the boat looks like.
Walter Hanson
Minneapolis, MN