Free Boat: You Haul

By Mitch Berg

Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:

Am I the only one who read that story and thought “That’s a nice looking boat – I wonder what happened to it?”

Joe Doakes

I’m more than a little tempted to rent a boat trailer and head down to Florida.  Or Texas.  Or San Diego…

9 Responses to “Free Boat: You Haul”

  1. Emery Says:

    Day laborers on their commute to work.

  2. Seflores Says:

    That looks like Sen. Marco Rubio’s “Luxury Speedboat” (hattip NY Times).
    http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/06/rubios-luxury-speedboat-is-a-fishing-boat-208515.html
    Why this country has it so good that illegal alie…, er, uh, undocumented immigrants are abandoning their luxury speedboats once they get here. Thanks Obama.

  3. kel Says:

    maybe this is a new government program, like Obama Phones – call them Obama Boats that our Coast Guard is tasked with distributing throughout the Caribbean and down the Baja Coast

  4. justplainangry Says:

    Indeed, it would be interesting to check on the provenance of this boat. ICE will get right on it!

  5. AlexG'sWankingMitten Says:

    They’re a little early, even early absentee voting is still 8 months away.

  6. AlexG'sWankingMitten Says:

    Those fellows were the boat’s undocumented owners, too.

  7. bikebubba Says:

    If they’re in Miami, and it looks like some of the immigrants are black, I’m guessing they might be coming from Cuba–and that hidden down in the bowels of the boat is someone from Miami who owns it. I’m guessing from the color that it’s older, too–haven’t seen too much of that color gel-coat lately, to put it mildly.

    If I’m right, I’m surprised that the Coast Guard didn’t catch them. Cubans, due to their history with the Castros, tend to be one Hispanic group that often votes Republican.

  8. Prussian Blue Says:

    Bikebubba wrote:
    I’m guessing they might be coming from Cuba–and that hidden down in the bowels of the boat is someone from Miami who owns it. I’m guessing from the color that it’s older, too–haven’t seen too much of that color gel-coat lately, to put it mildly.
    I wondered what Sonny Crockett was up to these days.

  9. walter hanson Says:

    Joe:

    This is a remarkable group. They made the cute model disappear! Who cares what the boat looks like.

    Walter Hanson
    Minneapolis, MN

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.

--> Site Meter -->