Shot in the Dark

The Mitch

To: the Gullible

From: Mitch Berg

Re:  Trump

I will close the borders, and make sure every American company that is illegally employing illegal aliens pays for it.

I will also get the economy humming so good, the minimum wage will be irrelevant. And I will do it all on my way to my third date with Jennifer Lawrence.

There. I’ve just done everything Donald Trump is doing; talked a bunch of big promises I’ll never have to deliver on, but that will get people to talk about me.

The only difference? I don’t have a mainstream media simultaneously obsessed with my celebrity and using me to wedge the party that they want to see out of power again.

I hope we’re clear on this, now.

That is all.

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5 responses to “The Mitch”

  1. ewaters925 Avatar
    ewaters925

    Berg/Doakes or Berg/Prussian Blue 2016!!!! Where do I send my small unmarked bills for campaign donation?

  2. Tweety Avatar
    Tweety

    How much more gullible than those that voted for McConnell, Boehner or Bush II, or Emmer for that matter?

  3. Night Writer Avatar
    Night Writer

    Better get the Mall Diva working on your comb-over, stat. It may already be too late.

  4. The Big Stink Avatar
    The Big Stink

    He IS serving a purpose. He is getting people off their dead asses and talking about the issues.

  5. Prussian Blue Avatar
    Prussian Blue

    Trump-Ventura 2016!
    And make Perot commerce secretary!

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