To: the Gullible
From: Mitch Berg
Re: Trump
I will close the borders, and make sure every American company that is illegally employing illegal aliens pays for it.
I will also get the economy humming so good, the minimum wage will be irrelevant. And I will do it all on my way to my third date with Jennifer Lawrence.
There. I’ve just done everything Donald Trump is doing; talked a bunch of big promises I’ll never have to deliver on, but that will get people to talk about me.
The only difference? I don’t have a mainstream media simultaneously obsessed with my celebrity and using me to wedge the party that they want to see out of power again.
I hope we’re clear on this, now.
That is all.
Berg/Doakes or Berg/Prussian Blue 2016!!!! Where do I send my small unmarked bills for campaign donation?
How much more gullible than those that voted for McConnell, Boehner or Bush II, or Emmer for that matter?
Better get the Mall Diva working on your comb-over, stat. It may already be too late.
He IS serving a purpose. He is getting people off their dead asses and talking about the issues.
Trump-Ventura 2016!
And make Perot commerce secretary!