My First Caption Contest
By Mitch Berg
House DFL Minority Leader Paul Thissen having a word with Rep. Ryan Winkler.
What is being said?
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(Photo Glenn Stubbe)
19 Responses to “My First Caption Contest”
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May 21st, 2015 at 8:05 am
How the hell could you get a history degree from Harvard and not know what the term “Uncle Tom” means?
May 21st, 2015 at 8:06 am
“If I’d wanted any crap from you, Winkler, I would have squeezed your head.”
“Give the governor harrumph!”
“Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not ‘Every man for himself.’ And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Winkler. I looked them up.”
“I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!”
“I don’t want any more of your back talk, Winkler. Now get out there and Simonize Bakk’s car!”
“Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails… whore’s bath? Personally, before I’m on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a ‘how’s your father’!”
May 21st, 2015 at 8:57 am
Option 1: “All work no play makes Jack a dull boy!”
Option 2: “Here’s Johnny!”
May 21st, 2015 at 9:13 am
Pull my finger
May 21st, 2015 at 9:30 am
“Get your shine-box.”
May 21st, 2015 at 9:49 am
Give me back my damn jacket Winkler. Before you wrinkle ‘er.
May 21st, 2015 at 11:07 am
Probably that Winkler’s moving to Belgium…seriously
http://blogs.mprnews.org/capitol-view/2015/05/winkler-retiring-from-legislature/
May 21st, 2015 at 11:15 am
“Two doubles with NO PICKLES….and don’t forget the catchup.”
May 21st, 2015 at 11:18 am
“I don’t care how much I look like Marshal Murdock from ‘Rambo First Blood, Part II.’! I’m telling you to ABORT!”
May 21st, 2015 at 12:17 pm
“…and when you get there, I dare you to call one of them a ‘Sprout'”
May 21st, 2015 at 4:15 pm
Sir did you get into the governors medicine cabinet?
Nope just been up for 30 hours straight and lots of coffee… look out for the purple elephant in my chambers he eats your thoughts. NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME I’VE GOT TO PROTECT MY BRAIN BANANA
May 21st, 2015 at 5:15 pm
The scary thing is the question of what Winkler will be doing in Belgium. It’s not like his JD is going to be worth anything in Brussels unless he’s working for the EU or a related NGO due to his political connections.
May 21st, 2015 at 5:30 pm
Winkler’s wife got a big job in Belgium so he’s putting on his apron and fallowing her.
May 21st, 2015 at 6:22 pm
WINKLER!! When this session is over I’m going to stab your heart with a pencil or beat you senseless. Now quit already. You little annoying prick!
May 21st, 2015 at 8:46 pm
Obviously mine’s the best. What did I win?
May 21st, 2015 at 10:57 pm
Winkler, Jack Lew called to remind you to pay the employer’s half of
May 21st, 2015 at 10:58 pm
your taxes while overseas.
May 21st, 2015 at 11:23 pm
“You can’t resign. I’ve had enough of your smart remarks. You’re fired.”
May 22nd, 2015 at 8:48 am
“I don’t give a good God-d*** for your excuses… I’m whiter than the sheets that Robert Byrd and the Klan wore and even I know that calling a black man an “Uncle Tom” is a racial slur!!”
Interesting – according to the 2014 CIA fact book, Belgium has a population of 11,000,000 and the percentage of sub-Saharan Africans is zero.