SCENE: Mitch BERG is walking in Fort Snelling State Park, scouting his bike commuting routes.
Avery LIBRELLE rides past on a recumbent bike; large orange flag flutters above, and bright strobe lights on front and rear repeatedly flash.
LIBRELLE: Haha, Merg! You wingnuts are all hopped up over Benjamin Netanyahu and his speech. But he’s lying.
BERG: How do you figure?
LIBRELLE: He predicted Iran would have the bomb by 1999.
BERG: Right. Maybe that’s the information he had. And maybe he was trying to stir some action on a subject that is of great importance to Israel – the idea of a country that continuously publicly pines for Israel’s extinction and death to all Jews getting nuclear weapons.
LIBRELLE: He lied, Merg!
BERG: He said something that turned out not to be true. If you can prove he intended to decieve, sure, then it was a lie. If not, then it was an error.
LIBRELLE: Either way he completely blew his credibility!
BERG: So if a leader ever gets anything wrong, it destroys his credibility forever?
BERG: OK, glad we have that established. So, do you remember this diagram?
President Obama’s prediction for unemployment rates if we just invested trillions of dollars in, as it eventually turned out, giving cash to big banks. He was completely wrong. So – does that destroy his credibility?
LIBRELLE: You’re a racist and you hate women.
Now – can you give me a push up the hill? I have to get to a candle-sniffing.