Sitting Sheep

By Mitch Berg

As the Twin Cities mulls over the news that Al Shabaab – the Somali terrorist group – has called for jihadists to attack the Mall of America and other large symbols of commerce, it’s worth noting that virtually every single mass shooting that’s happened at a mall has been at one that is, like the MOA…

…posted “No Guns” for law-abiding people.

Because the more dead civilians there are, the more chances for Pulitzers for local media?

6 Responses to “Sitting Sheep”

  1. Fresch Fisch Says:

    Shouldn’t this sign be in Arabic? Somali? Farsi?

    The Islamic terrorists my not have good English skills.

  2. Powhatan Mingo Says:

    You are forbidden to take a legal firearm into a mall that terrorists who have been known to shoot up malls has threatened to attack.
    If liberals declared war on America, how would it look any different?

  3. Joe Doakes Says:

    Huh, ragheads finally got around to reading Stephen Hunter. “Soft Target” is a very slightly fictionalized account of a terrorist attack on the Mall of America. And you’ll love the On-Scene Commander: an up-and-coming Black politician who talks and talks and talks . . . . .

  4. Dave Thul Says:

    Holy smokes great point Fisch. Since the directions for the light rail train are in 7 different languages, shouldn’t the ‘We Ban Guns’ be the same?

  5. nerdbert Says:

    The MoA has been on my no-go list for a long, long time. Nice to see that my decision was justified.

  6. bikebubba Says:

    It strikes me that the only mall I can think of that posts is the same one that has a seven hundred million dollar transport link to north Murderapolis. I don’t support those who post–and for that matter the MoA removes my need to care because 99% of what is there is junk–but it strikes me that the Death Train makes life a lot more difficult on them.

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