Shot in the Dark

Gatesgate Begets Beergate

One controversy after another dogs El Presidente as he pours a cold one with his new-found beer buddies.

Earlier this week the White House indicated each man would drink the beer of their choice — Bud Light for President Obama, Blue Moon for the police officer, and perhaps Red Stripe or Beck’s for Gates.

But one Massachusetts congressman thinks another beer entirely should be served: Boston’s own Sam Adams.

In a letter to Obama dated Wednesday, Massachusetts Rep. Richard Neal strongly urges the president not to drink Budweiser, now owned by a Belgian company. Nor should the White House consider serving Miller or Coors, Neal writes, both owned by a United Kingdom conglomerate.

These are weighty issues. This is behavior unbecoming the leader of the free world. I think the President should just resign.

(I glad that I created our new “Beer” tag because it appears to be well positioned for heavy use in the immediate future)

But in the mean time and in light of Congressman Neal’s push to elevate one’s choice of beer to the national stage, we can speak up, be heard, and tell our President what beer we think he should drink for the betterment of our nation (these are all real beers).

What Beer Should President Barack Obama, Leader of the Free World, Drink (Officially)?
Colt 45
Sweetwater Happy Ending Imperial Stout
Sam Adam’s
Rogue Yellow Snow Ale
Fatty Boombalatty
Horse Piss
Unibroue La Fin Du Monde (End of the World)
Bud Light
Dogfish Head Golden Shower
None: Bad Things Happen When The President Drinks
  
pollcode.com free polls

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17 responses to “Gatesgate Begets Beergate”

  1. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    Haha! Colt 45! Cause he’s black!

  2. Seflores Avatar
    Seflores

    Angryclown is upset that you didn’t list “Jesus Juice” as that is what he serves his guests.

  3. Fresch Fisch Avatar
    Fresch Fisch

    He’s also half white, so no Mich Golden Draft Light?

    What? No Old English 800?

  4. Johnny Roosh Avatar

    Angryclown is upset that you didn’t list “Jesus Juice” as that is what he serves his guests.

    Is that another name for Seltzer Water?

  5. Master of None Avatar

    Yo mama drinks Mich Golden Draft Light

  6. Kermit Avatar
    Kermit

    Horse Piss is way out front!

  7. Johnny Roosh Avatar

    But did it come from behind?

    It’s a pun.

    Funny, huh?

  8. Chuck Avatar
    Chuck

    Clownboy, is he black? Lilly white mother. Check. Raised by his lilly white bank president grandmother on the sandy beaches of Hawaii. Check. You have to wonder if Barry even saw a black person before he turned 18.

    But serious, the answer to the question on what beer should he drink….it’s whatever the pollster tell him to today.

  9. Dog Gone Avatar
    Dog Gone

    Something from PigsEye brewing? Or one of the Summit ale’s?
    pigseyebeer.com , summitbrewing.com

  10. Master of None Avatar

    In honor of his racial heritage, Obama should have a Black and Tan

  11. Scott Hughes Avatar
    Scott Hughes

    There’s a difference between Horse Piss and Bud Light?

  12. Kermit Avatar
    Kermit

    Bud Light is carbonated.

  13. Seflores Avatar
    Seflores

    Johnny, Google “Jesus Juice”. It’s not seltzer water. And given that both the Professor and the Sargeant are of Irish ancestry, I’m surprised that: 1. Guinness is not a selection; and 2. Irish groups aren’t protesting that The One is stereotyping the Irish by making sure both Gates and Crowley show up by offering free beer.

  14. Master of None Avatar

    Gates and Crowley are Irish?

    Then a Black and Tan makes even more sense.

    http://tinyurl.com/lwp6u3

  15. Johnny Roosh Avatar

    Johnny, Google “Jesus Juice”. It’s not seltzer water.

    Thanks a lot Seflores.

    I did.

    That was almost as bad as the time Smithers told me to Google “Prince Albert” when I asked what that was.

  16. Johnny Roosh Avatar

    Associate Editor has its perks.

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