Sit Down, Have a “Beer.” Hugs All Around.

By Johnny Roosh

Is it just me or does it seem like The President might have more pressing issues than shipping his “Perfesser” and the Perfesser’s cop cousin to the White House for a Beer? (Not that Bud Light is actually beer).

Obama, 47, has picked the top-selling beer in the U.S. for his get-together at the White House with Harvard University professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. and Cambridge, Massachusetts, police Sergeant James Crowley, according to an administration official who asked to remain anonymous. The official wouldn’t say what the guests would be drinking.

…nor did it occur to him that no one gives a rat’s arse.

Political strategists and marketing experts (that’s redundant-JR) called the pick an easy, non-controversial choice for a meeting designed to defuse the tension sparked by the July 16 arrest of Gates by Crowley.

…as opposed to

…which apparently “Works Every Time!”

But the President chose wisely as Bud Light has “Drinkability.”

Ugh.

Meanwhile, Iran is building a nuclear warhead, the Chinese are going to stop buying our paper, and one in ten Americans don’t have a job.

…AND FIFTY (!!!) MILLION (!!!!!!!!) PEOPLE (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) DON’T HAVE HEALTHCARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Dear President Jimbammy,

If you had just kept your mouth shut, and read what I was feeding you, you would not be involved in this pissing match.

Get back to work.

With all undue respect,

T. Elle Prompter

5 Responses to “Sit Down, Have a “Beer.” Hugs All Around.”

  1. Right Says:

    Earlier news reports stated Henry prefers Red Stripe and Becks. The cop likes Bluemoon. Maybe Obama will break out the old crack pipe for the Gates-gate(TM) peace talks. Drink some beer, play some pool, and fire up a rock!

  2. Chuck Says:

    Almost makes a guy want to do a little blow.

  3. Kermit Says:

    Maybe Obama can hit up Marion Barry for a bit of his stash.

  4. Master of None Says:

    Crowley should bring his mama, so that Gates can talk to her directly.

  5. Right Says:

    Crowley’s momma should wait outside, so Gates can talk to her there.

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