The Top Ten Best Things About Chris Kattan’s Fall From The Public Eye

By Mitch Berg

10. Never have to watch that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit ever again.

9. No more people trying to do clever impersonations of “”Maaaangoooooooooo”.

8. Never have to watch that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit ever again.

7. I can go weeks without having nightmares about that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit.

6. Never have to watch that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit ever again.

5. Never again have to respond to “What is your favorite Maaangooooooo sketch” as long as I live.

4. Never have to watch that “De Jooooze?  Eeez Good?” bit ever again.  No, wait, wasn’t that Rob Schneider?  Dang.  That’s another Top Ten list all by itself.

3. I never accidentally stumble across Night At The Roxbury on cable anymore!

2. Never have to watch that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit ever again.

1. Nobody else ever has to watch that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit ever again.

9 Responses to “The Top Ten Best Things About Chris Kattan’s Fall From The Public Eye”

  1. angryclown Says:

    I agree. Though I thought his monkey boy character was pretty funny.

    Also, that’s how Angryclown pictures Kermit.

  2. Kermit Says:

    I thought it was Wallace Shawn. Make your tiny mind.

  3. angryclown Says:

    It changes, Kerm. Sometimes Charles Nelson Reilly too.

  4. Badda Says:

    Wait… the Mango sketch has been a thing of the past for at least six or seven years now, right?

  5. Kermit Says:

    Yup. Kinda like Clownie’s schtick.

  6. Troy Says:

    angryclown said:

    “It changes, Kerm.”

    Depending on which inhalant he’s using at the time.

  7. swiftee Says:

    Funny, whenever I picture AssClown the visual changes from time to time as well.

    Sometimes I see Wayland Flowers, other times Madame.

  8. Mr. Shirt Says:

    And don’t forget, you’ll never see that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit ever again.

  9. David Poe Says:

    Now if we could get rid of other SNL people who raise to prominent, powerful positions despite their talent and foist their ignorance and unfunny shtick on an unsuspecting nation.

    That’s right, I’m talking about Jimmy Fallon. I at least remember when Sen.whatshisname was funny. Jimmy will never get that honor.

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