Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
My secretary put red and green Hershey’s Kisses in the candy dish with a note “Happy Holidays, Take One.”
Do you suppose the EEO office will make us fill the dish with Dark Chocolate kisses for Martin Luther King day?
Or will they find that offering Kisses constitutes unwelcome sexual advances and send us all to diversity training for the whole month?
Joe Doakes
All I know is that someone takes out all the orange M&Ms during Saint Patricks’ Day…
Someone needs to take out the green M&Ms because of the sexual message those have been equated with, which would cause the inevitable harrasment claim from a perpetually aggrieved femen.
Of course, you must remove the dark brown ones, for those mock the African Americans.
You must remove the light brown ones, because those mock children of mixed-race relationships (such as our Dear Leader).
You also must remove the yellow ones, for those mock Asian Americans.
Finally, you must remove the red ones, because red is the Republican color, and Republicans are icky and racisssssss.
Which leaves…..up until a couple years ago, nothing. The geniuses at M&M/Mars company introduced blue M&Ms, so the world in Leftiststan would be in balance and harmony.
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