Jacko Fade To Blacko
By Mitch Berg
Michael Jackson, King of Pop, dead at 50
A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived. A cardiologist at UCLA tells TMZ Jackson died of cardiac arrest.
Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive.
A source inside the hospital told us there was “absolute chaos” after Jackson arrrived. People who were with the singer were screaming, “You’ve got to save him! You’ve got to save him!”
Much more tomorrow.
And I sincerely apologize for the post title. I just wanted to beat all the tabloids to it.
June 25th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
One less “funny uncle” for AC to compete with.
June 25th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
I think Dick Cheney killed him.
June 25th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
I’m just waiting for Peev to mention Michelle Bachmann in some way.
June 26th, 2009 at 6:54 am
I know one is not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but still….
The MJ who revolutionized American pop music vanished long ago and was replaced by a creepy eccentric with a lifestyle that was increasingly bizarre over the past few years. I hope he has found peace at last.
June 26th, 2009 at 8:09 am
golfdoc said: “The MJ who revolutionized American pop music vanished long ago and was replaced by a creepy eccentric with a lifestyle that was increasingly bizarre over the past few years.”
Swiftee?
June 26th, 2009 at 8:52 am
Swiftee don’t dance.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:40 am
But he does have a pet chimp. And molests boys.
June 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
No, but I would guess that you do…perhaps that’s why you are so angry!