It’s A Good Thing We Elected Obama…

By Mitch Berg

…so that world leaders would credit the US with making a clean break with the past eight years, and for trying to make amends.

Yep.Β  Our image in the world is gonna zoom!

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accused Barack Obama on Thursday of behaving like his predecessor toward Iran and said there was not much point in talking to Washington unless the U.S. president apologized.

Good thing they don’t hate us anymore.

19 Responses to “It’s A Good Thing We Elected Obama…”

  1. K-Rod Says:

    Obama apologized once to Iran already.

    It shouldn’t be too hard for Barack to get down on his knees and apologize again.

    Maybe AssClown would teach him the finer aspects of polishing a sphincter, just look how well he taught AC Jr.

  2. AAA Says:

    Does that mean we’re going to have an apology with out preconditions? Or will a regular apology do?

  3. Kermit Says:

    Apology with a $ sign and several zeros. It’s the least we can do for offending them.

  4. penigma Says:

    Pehaps we could put Michelle Bachmann in charge, her meaningless, lack-wit tough talk would doubtles work wonders.

    To wit:
    http://www.startribune.com/politics/national/senate/49104281.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUac8HEaDiaMDCinchO7DU

    First of course, she’s a hypocrity – there is NO constitutional right to privacy, unless you also support Roe v. Wade and viability, second – she lacks a full understanding of the right of the Congress to legislate, and the right of the Executive to effect admnistrative policy – but that’s not new. Of course, she was ALL happy with the violations of FISA.

    Perhaps you all should look in your own backyard, realize the ocean of difference between what was the simplistic, slack-jaw policies of Bush and the like (i.e. Bachman) and what has transpired since, and existed before the calamity that was the Bush administration.

  5. penigma Says:

    Moreover, the fact that you agree with Ahmadenijad doesn’t exactly speak well of you, or identify you as a. objective b. sane.

  6. Badda Says:

    Threadjack

  7. Kermit Says:

    Lack-wit = doesn’t get sarcasm. You go, Peev!

  8. Paul Says:

    Pehaps we could put Michelle Bachmann in charge, her meaningless, lack-wit tough talk would doubtles work wonders.

    Peev, you witless fuck, you had a free shot at Bachmann to ask anything you wanted or even to tell her off.

    You didn’t, you cowering simpleton asshat witless fuck.

    Before you complain about the name calling, that you dared to bring up Bachmann here after your EPIC COWARDICE FAIL proves the names are deserved, you disingenuous cowering simpleton asshat witless fuck.

  9. jimf Says:

    Thanks for staying on topic, Penguin. Newsflash: Bachman is not the President nor is she running for President. Second newsflash: That was one of your lamer posts.

  10. Terry Says:

    When you are peevish, you believe that if you don’t think the government has the right to require that you answer certain questions on the census form, you cannot possibly be against legalized abortion.
    I guess one of his many lawyer friends told him this.

  11. Yossarian Says:

    Paul said it all, and he said it eloquently as all fuck.

    jimf: second newsflash: That was one of your lamer posts.

    That’s like comparing dog turds to. . . other dog turds.

  12. Dave Thul Says:

    Pen misses the point that the Iranians have been telling the US where to go since 1979. No matter the policy, the president or the approach, the mullahs in Iran hate the US and would like nothing better than to see us destroyed.

    Much like Hitler and the Jews, the leaders in Iran need the US to be the enemy that they can coalesce the people against. President Obama’s godlike status in the US will never impress the mullahs, unless he suddenly reveals himself to be the 12th Imam.

  13. swiftee Says:

    I think we should stick a pigs head up teh peevee’s ass and send him to the mullah’s, gift wrapped in bacon, of course.

  14. Paul Says:

    Yossarian, I can’t believe you didn’t write any limericks.

  15. Dave Thul Says:

    Wrapped in bacon is a little over the top, Swiftee.

    Smeared in bacon grease would be better, or go ultra subtle and sprinkle liberally with bacon bits and then cover with salad.

  16. Yossarian Says:

    Writing limericks every time Peev threadjacks would require Mitch to pay a retainer.

  17. JamesPh Says:

    Peev, you tool, the “right to privacy” was “discovered” in Griswold v. Connecticut when the Supreme Court found a constitutional right that unfortunately maybe did not exist when you were conceived: the right to contraceptives. if it did, then there is simply no excuse.

  18. Troy Says:

    penigma said:

    “Moreover, the fact that you agree with Ahmadenijad doesn’t exactly speak well of you, or identify you as a. objective b. sane.”

    Wow! Giving your august opinion on this supposition from the land of make-believe? That’s an impressive amount of stupid and crazy.

  19. K-Rod Says:

    Peev thinks Bachmann was President.

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