To: “Barry One”
From: Mitch Berg, Justice Warrior
After pop tart du jour Lena Dunham used her latest book to elaborately but coyly accuse you of raping her while attending liberal cesspool Oberlin College (IDing her “rapist” as a Republican, which is about as subtle at Oberlin as identifying a “choreographer” is in Montana), I wondered how long it’s be before you sued.
And it seems we may be edging toward an answer.
So just to tell you – I will offer you two hours on my talk show, any time of your choice, to raise money any darned way you want.
Have your people call my people.
That is all.