Hunter Hits His First Single

By Mitch Berg

The Twins re-signed Torii Hunter. 

Say what you will about the move – signing a 39 year old fielder whose numbers are just a tad off – but I’ll give the man mad props for his first press conference:

When Mike Berardino of the St. Paul Pioneer Press asked Hunter about his previous, well-documented statements against gay marriage and support of political candidates who share his viewpoint, he called Berardino a “prick” and said he was done talking about the topic.

And Hunter is right.

Berardino – and most of the rest of the mainstream media who’ve commented on the acquisition – have burned a lot of column inches babbling about Hunter’s support for traditional marriage, which, let me remind you, the mainstream media has declared trayf via, I presume, “settled science”. 

All dissent must be scourged. 

The media are the new Spanish Inquisition.

3 Responses to “Hunter Hits His First Single”

  1. Night Writer Says:

    Except that nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, and Berardino’s comments were all too predictable.

  2. bikebubba Says:

    Good for him. He’s smart enough to recognize a trap when he sees it. I would have been tempted to say that no matter what the government does, marriage is between one man and one woman.

  3. passout76 Says:

    Wow, the gay mafia will pursue you to the ends of the earth. Stand tall Tori, stand tall.

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