The Praetorian Guard Guards Most Praetorianilly

By Mitch Berg

According to numerous sources on Facebook, Gov. Dayton bailed on a get out of the vote rally in Mankato yesterday because he was “ill”.

As of 6 AM, not a single word about it anywhere in the Twin Cities media.

Please let me know if you see anything. But I’m going to guess we don’t.

5 Responses to “The Praetorian Guard Guards Most Praetorianilly”

  1. kel Says:

    lot of bars and liquor stores between St Paul and Mankato.

  2. Night Writer Says:

    Perhaps he and his sons were in a drunken brawl. The media is always pretty circumspect in sharing that type of information.

  3. The Big Stink Says:

    He should know by now you can’t take the Xanax and the Haldol too close together.

  4. Yossarian Says:

    His public appearances suggest he’s pretty much ill all the time.

  5. mnbubba Says:

    Jesse Ventura conclusively demonstrated that even a barking moonbat lunatic can be Governor, AND IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY FUCKING DIFFERENCE.

    Stop thinking that politics matter so much.

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