What Have You Done For Us Lately?

By Mitch Berg

Let’s go through Sonia Sotomayor’s purported qualifications for being on the Supreme Court:

  • She grew up in a Bronx public housing project without a father: Well, that’s interesting, but hardly unique, and not much of a qualification in and of itself for anything, now, is it?  If the point is “she rose above all that” – again, good.  She set a great example.  Cue the applause.  But again, it’s hardly unique, even on the Supreme Court.
  • She graduated summa cum laude from Princeton: Which shows that she played the paper chase from an early age.  A perfectly fine thing – but the only thing it really tells us about her, or anyone, is that she had a jones for getting grades early in life.  Which is fine, but again, merely a sign of what she was like in her late teens and early twenties.
  • Edited the Yale Law Review: This is one of those things that makes lawyers all tingly.  It means she could write and edit coherently and brown-nose fluently, as near as I can tell. What does it mean to one’s skill as a jurist, as opposed to “law student?”
  • First Latina appointed to a Federal court in New York: So are we to believe that being Hispanic is an obstacle when combined with being a Yale Law grad?
  • Bipartisan Support!  Appointed by Bush I, promoted by Clinton!: Well, that’s half right.  George HW Bush may have been a Republican, but he was no conservative. He also appointed Justice Souter, for crying out loud; he was obviously pretty clueless about judges.
  • First Latina SCOTUS nominee: So we year.  It’s been in all the papers.

So is that, alone, supposed to tell all of us dissenters to just sit down and shut up about the rulings she’s made to which we object?  Do we peasants get to exercise our First Amendment rights, still?

6 Responses to “What Have You Done For Us Lately?”

  1. Troy Says:

    Reminds me of the “shut up” argument:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWHgUE9AD4s

  2. Bill C Says:

    Edited the Yale Law Review

    Well, that settles it then. If not qualified to be seated on SCOTUS, she IS qualified to be elected as POTUS, since someone else used this exact resume point (albeit from a different institution of “higher education”) as part of their bonafides.

  3. angryclown Says:

    Mitch said: “It means she could write and edit coherently”

    Yeah, why would a Supreme Court justice need to be skilled at those things? Tell me about her kick-boxing skills!

  4. Mitch Berg Says:

    No, coherent is good.

    Doesn’t seem like a remarkable qualification for a SCOTUS judge, that’s all.

  5. Mr. Shirt Says:

    You lefty-fascistas have always been preoccupied with style & appearance, rather than substance & content. Just look at the script reader you voted for.

  6. buddhapatriot Says:

    Am I the only one here getting more than a bit annoyed at these Iberian Peninsula Euro-Americans claiming to be people “of colour”? I mean, yeah, the Moors and Roma Gypsies probably added a bit o’ “colour” to Spain & Portugal, but then they did so to Italy, as well.

    Oh, and this “wise Latina woman” comment- I’m sure Sonia did quite well in her c-o-m-m-u-n-i-c-a-t-i-o-n studies courses. What an effing moron…

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