“DROP THE TASTELESS HANDBAG NOW!”

Kiefer “Jack Bauer” Sutherland gets a little last-minute pub in for tonight’s Day Seven finale, getting arrested for an assault that reads like it was aimed at Tony Almeida:

[Sutherland] has been charged with misdemeanor assault after he was accused of head-butting fashion designer Jack McCollough at a New York nightclub early Tuesday, police said.

Sutherland was charged after he arrived at a New York police precinct Thursday afternoon to answer investigators’ questions about the incident.

Rumors that actress Annie Wersching failed to prevent the assault, as she sized up head-butting Perez Hilton herself, are unconfirmed as this is written.

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