How To Give A Shiftless Idiot A Cheap Legal Victory
By Mitch Berg
Women, in general, have an insurmountable advantage in custody trials, especially if the kids involved are younger than four years old. It’s almost impossible for a woman to lose under those circumstances, barring crack addiction (maybe) and gross moral turpitude. Especially if the fathers are famously moronic.
And yet…
But [Britney Spears] stayed less than 24 hours before returning to California, where she briefly visited her sons in Malibu before shaving off her hair, getting tattooed and dashing to a hospital in the early hours and asking for help.
K-Fed? If it’s legal vindication you want, you married and divorced the right chick.
Maybe.
February 19th, 2007 at 10:23 am
I bet Grandma (Britney’s Mom) would like to kick Britney’s stupid ass. Grandma’s still got a head on her shoulders, from the little I’ve read of what she’s said.
February 20th, 2007 at 11:01 am
Bill C., if you have read enough about Britney Spears to have an opinion about what her mom would think about anything, you really need to raise your intellectual sights just a little. We’re not talking Foreign Affairs or the Paris Review, here. Parade magazine maybe?
February 21st, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Parade might work. I mean, clowns LOVE parades…