Counting

By Mitch Berg

Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:

Five crashes result from mixing trains with cars in the same space.  So far.

You seem surprised. This is not a bug, it’s a feature.  The system is working as designed, to drive vehicle traffic off the streets.

Soon black market cars will steal away every chance they can, through back yards to alleys and dusty roads, working on their night moves.  The rest will be up on blocks.  To save the planet for the children.  And the bicyclists.

Joe Doakes

I’m surprised they didn’t mount a chisel plow on the front of the trains.

It’s doing wonders for traffic on Marshall and Pierce Butler.

One Response to “Counting”

  1. Joe Says:

    Mr. Doaks, the scenario described in your post sounds could be a video script for the old Rush song, Red Barchetta … The “Motor Laws” and jumping the “turbine freight [train]” seem particularly appropriate.

    http://www.metrolyrics.com/red-barchetta-lyrics-rush.html

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