Shot in the Dark

Poll Time!

It’s time for us to exercise our Christian charity (or Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist or even Skeptic charity – I don’t care much) and help the Democrat party come up with a new slogan.

These are from yesterday’s nomination round:

What Should The New Democrat Party Slogan Be?
Believe The Media, Not Your Lying Eyes!
It’s *Still* Bush’s Fault!
Keep The Curse
We Took The Cannoli
Democrats For Debt!
We’re Sh***ing Our Pants
Look On Our Works, Ye Mighty, And Despair
Stay The Curse
We Gotcher Better Minnesota Right Here, Pal…
Vote For Us (Or We Might Lose Our Obamacare Exception)
Mene, Mene, Tekel, Uparsin!
Democrats Dashing To Default!
We’re Schumerrific!
Kneel Before Reid
Democrats – One Every Minute!
Avoid The Road To Serfdom; Take The Light Rail!
You’re Getting Sleepy
Minnesota – Where Pulling The Wagon Is Optional
We Must Eliminate The Kulaks As A Class!
Hey, Man – Pull My E-Tab!
  
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Polls close at midnight, if I remember to close them.

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    Just a mom

    Next time offer ranked-choice voting Mitch. Had to go for Bush-bashing, but would have given Shelley and Kulak honorable mention. (then again who knows who they are anymore)

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