It’s Contest Time!
By Mitch Berg
The Democrats are unveiling a new slogan, we’re told.
If they’re going for something zippy but that is still compliant with “truth in advertising” laws, I’d suggest:
Stay The Curse!
But I’m open to other suggestions.
We may have a poll on this later….
NOTE: Nominations close at 5PM. Going to the primary is not an option.
NOTE 2: Nominations are closed (because PollHost has a maximum of 20 entries…)!
June 2nd, 2014 at 12:08 pm
Believe the media, not your lying eyes.
June 2nd, 2014 at 12:13 pm
It’s still Bush’s fault polls well surprisingly
June 2nd, 2014 at 12:16 pm
What about a bit more alliteration: “Keep the Curse”?
June 2nd, 2014 at 12:17 pm
Democrats for Debt!
June 2nd, 2014 at 12:19 pm
We’re Shitting Our Pants
June 2nd, 2014 at 12:40 pm
“Look on our works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Alternatively,
“We took the cannoli.”
Local version:
“We got yer Better Minnesota right here, pal.”
June 2nd, 2014 at 12:41 pm
#DemocratsNewSlogan
Vote For Us (Or We Might Lose Our Obamacare Exemption)
June 2nd, 2014 at 12:48 pm
Mene, Mene, Tekel, Uparsin!
Democrats dashing to default!
June 2nd, 2014 at 1:38 pm
“We’re Schumeriffic!”
“Kneel Before Reid”
“Democrats — One Every Minute”
“Avoid the Road to Serfdom — Take the Light Rail”
“You’re Getting Sleepy”
June 2nd, 2014 at 1:41 pm
Minnesota – where pulling the wagon is optional.
June 2nd, 2014 at 2:01 pm
“We must eliminate the Kulaks as a class.”
June 2nd, 2014 at 2:56 pm
Nominations close at 5PM.
Going to primary is not an option.
June 2nd, 2014 at 4:21 pm
“Hey man, pull my e-pulltab.”
June 2nd, 2014 at 4:27 pm
“Lois has your file.”
June 2nd, 2014 at 4:43 pm
Nominations Closed!
(Becase PollHost takes a max of 20 entries…)
June 3rd, 2014 at 8:37 am
17 entries… someone can win with less than 5%… I vote we do a top 2 primary in which the highest vote getters face off head to head, like in CA. One of the few good ideas to come out of that state recently
June 3rd, 2014 at 9:26 am
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