The Bad News…:
By Mitch Berg
…is that The One is doing his homework with the guy who came in second in the Cold War:
U.S. President Barack Obama has held talks with Mikhail Gorbachev, a spokesman for the former Soviet leader said on Monday, in the latest sign of Washington’s efforts to “press the reset button” on ties with Russia.
The Good News: There is none.
The Good-News-That’s-Really Bad News: We have no wall to tear down.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:25 am
Obama needs to meet Putin and look into his soul. Or maybe talk to Sarah Palin. She can see Russia from her house, you know.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:43 am
She can see Russia from her house, you know.
Tina Fey had mentioned that, yes.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:05 am
AssClown doesn’t know the difference between the facts and Saturday Night Live. (Useful Idiot)
Hey, AssClown, that Wile E Coyote sure can survive a long fall, how do you think he does it? Think you could do it? Sure, go ahead and give it a try. Heh heh heh.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:18 am
AC believes a lot of things.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:52 am
I just wish Saddam Hussien was still running Iraq. Now there’s a guy Obama could deal with!
March 24th, 2009 at 10:57 am
She can see Russia from her house, you know.
Yes, from her house in Alaska, the 56th state in the union.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Wrong-Way Obama probably thought he could make another appeasement deal with the Enemy.
No Real American meets and greets the Enemy.
/jc
March 24th, 2009 at 11:31 am
I wonder if Barry Obama can see the constellation “Orr eee own” from his house.
March 24th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Obama probably thought he could make another appeasement deal with the Enemy
Tha would be The Emmy. Best perfomance by a TelePrompter reader. Sadly, I think Stevie Colbert has it sewn up.
March 24th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Haha! It’s funny to see all your memes falling flat. The teleprompter one? No traction. But the “Obama’s a dumb guy” meme? After you far-right kooks put Bush in office? Angryclown’s laughing at you, not with you.
March 24th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Bush & Obama are both Harvard grads. Don’t know why anyone would expect an affirmative action admission to be smarter than a legacy admission.
March 24th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
It’s funny to see all your memes falling flat.
And yours are so vibrant and full of pith. Or something like pith. I know there’s an hit in there, at least.
March 24th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
AC… The Onion is a fake news service.
Sometimes a very funny fake news service… but usually their writing style is much better than the real thing.
That doesn’t make it true. With the exception of the National Funk Congress story.
March 24th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
That and the one with the cat general declaring the War On String “unwinnable”.
March 24th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
But the “Obama’s a dumb guy” meme?
Yeah, it’s not like He is competing in the Special Olympics or some such.
March 24th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Ha ha ha ha, that was nice of Badda to let the AssClown know that the Onion stories are not real. Ha ha ha ha ha
http://www.smooth3d.com/xterra/assclown.jpg
March 24th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Chuck wrote:
“I wonder if Barry Obama can see the constellation “Orr eee own” from his house. ”
Obammy’s pronunciations was wrong in a disturbing way. The constellations come to us from the Latin. In a multi-syllable Latinate word the accent is always on the penult. ‘oRIon’ ‘cassioPIEa’, constiTUtion.
Obama got a Liberal Arts degree from Occidental & a Harvard JD and he never figured this out?
I am certain that the journalists who voted for him knew this, and are probably wondering why he did not.
March 25th, 2009 at 6:10 am
“In a multi-syllable Latinate word the accent is always on the penult. ‘oRIon’ ‘cassioPIEa’, constiTUtion.
Obama got a Liberal Arts degree from Occidental & a Harvard JD and he never figured this out?”
Hahaha! You kooks put a dumbass in charge of our nuclear weapons who couldn’t pronounce “nuclear.” And you’re all up in arms over Obama’s weak grasp of Latin. Cause that’s all you got! Suck on it wingnuts. It’s going to be a long eight years for you. Not to mention a very successful one for the U.S., once President Obama fixes all the stuff your guy fucked up.
March 25th, 2009 at 6:27 am
“And you’re all up in arms over Obama’s weak grasp of Latin.”
Weaker than mine, and I don’t have a Juris Doctor. That’s Latin, y’know. Hell, I never even went to grad school. Hope you enjoy your affirmative action prez, AC.
March 25th, 2009 at 8:48 am
“Bush was worse” won’t work forever, either. Just sayin’.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:54 am
That ain’t the point, Mr. D(umb). The point is that you wingnuts are completely lacking in credibility, so maybe it’s about time for you to enjoy a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Credibility being established by telling people to “shut the fuck up” of course. Yeah, free speech is problematic when the smart people are in charge.
March 25th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
AssClown is full of hot air; no substance, just like The Obamassiah.
“once President Obama fixes”
How is that going to happen, AssClown, by adding $8 trillion to the debt in one term?
At least Assclown shows us what the Useful Idiots think.
March 25th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
you wingnuts are completely lacking in credibility
This? From a self-described clown?