SCENE: Mitch BERG is at the neighborhood hardware store. As he examines a some hardware for a household project, Avery LIBRELLE steps around the corner and sees BERG, and engages him before he can react.
LIBRELLE: Blogger Berg! You’ve been lying about Democrats!
BERG: Um, OK. How so?
LIBRELLE: You’ve been saying on your blog that Minnesota Democrats favored banning guns!
BERG: Well, yeah – Alice Hausman introduced a bill that called for confiscating guns with magazines larger than seven rounds.
LIBRELLE: But did any guns get confiscated?
BERG: Well, the bill got shredded and then withdrawn!
LIBRELLE: So no guns got confiscated! You totes can not say that Democrats favor confiscating guns if no guns were confiscated!
BERG: But they introduced the bill…
LIBRELLE: You also keep saying the DFL supports what you call the “daycare union jamdown”?
BERG: Yep. The DFL voted on straight party line to compel daycare and home healthcare providers who get government subsidies to vote on joining the union. And before you say anything – yep, it’s “Just a vote”. A vote the Democrats have already rigged with “daycare providers” who haven’t been in the business for years, but support the union.
LIBRELLE: But have any daycare providers been pushed into a union?
BERG: Um, no…
LIBRELLE: Hah! There is no forced unionization!
BERG: Er, only because the courts slapped an injunction on it. The DFL supported it…
LIBRELLE: Nya nya nya, can’t hear you! You also keep saying the DFL pushed through a “Senate Palace” at the last minute, spending – you allege – 90 million dollars on a Senate Office Building.
BERG: They did!
LIBRELLE: So where’s the building?
BERG: It hasn’t been built yet.
LIBRELLE: Ah hah! So there is no Senate Palace!
BERG: So what you’re saying is that until a Democrat policy is actually implemented, we can’t hold the DFL accountable for it?
LIBRELLE: Obviously you hate womyn!
(The above exchange was closely modeled after several actual conversations with real DFLers)