Vikings Name New Coach
By Mitch Berg
The Vikings name Mike Zimmer their new head coach.
Longtime Chicago Cubs manager Don Zimmer
In related news: Good Lord, who cares. It’s only the Vikings.
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January 16th, 2014 at 5:45 am
37 years since their last appearance at the Super Bowl – my good friend Sid H. says this will be the year they turn it around
January 16th, 2014 at 7:29 am
Kel, isn’t that your “close personal friend” Sid H.?
Actually, Mitch, most observers agree that Zimmer’s best work was playing bad girl Reva Shayne on the long-running soap opera “The Guiding Light.” Oops, that’s Kim Zimmer.
January 16th, 2014 at 8:00 am
We have a coach with a plate in his head? Geez, leave town for a week and all kinds of stuff happens.
January 16th, 2014 at 9:24 am
Good Lord, who cares. It’s only the Vikings.
In the event some people actually *do* care, you could have linked to the insightful post on the subject which can be found on the blog of one of your NARN colleagues.
Just sayin’…..
January 16th, 2014 at 11:23 am
Meanwhile down here in Cincinnati everyone is expecting fewer seasons of NOT winning a playoff game now that Zimmer has gone to Minnesota …. because we won’t be able to get there w/o him. In his 5 years here Bengals were top 10 defense four times. In the previous 18 seasons we were top ten once …… It will be interesting to see how he does as a head coach. Can I interest you in a trade straight up for Marvin Lewis?
January 16th, 2014 at 11:28 am
In the event some people actually *do* care, you could have linked to the insightful post on the subject which can be found on the blog of one of your NARN colleagues.
Just sayin’…..
You mean <a href="http://bradley1969.blogspot.com/2014/01/vikings-get-their-guy.html"this post?
January 16th, 2014 at 11:29 am
Let’s try that again.
January 16th, 2014 at 12:24 pm
Night writer, I have a metal plate in my head.
I also have a giant tattoo on my back and a Harley.
I call it the ‘trifecta’.
January 16th, 2014 at 12:35 pm
Powhatan for offensive coordinator for the ViQueens!
If we can get him out of Hawaii……
January 17th, 2014 at 1:33 am
I got the metal plate in my head from an accident I had while riding my bike.
I almost hesitate to mention that the bike wasn’t the Harley, it was my Guerciotti bicycle.
Nobody tell Swiftee.
January 17th, 2014 at 8:05 am
You see, PM, you’re the poster child for why we need mandatory helmet laws. The President wears one when he rides his bike on Martha’s Vineyard.
Why do you hate Black people?