Democrats Can Be Sneaky

…but sometimes they’re just stupid.

Nancy Pelosi gave up on the condoms today, but stimuless dollars for ACORN?

Seriously?!

Republican lawmakers are raising concerns that ACORN, the low-income advocacy group under investigation for voter registration fraud, could be eligible for billions in aid from the economic stimulus proposal working its way through the House.

House Republican Leader John Boehner issued a statement over the weekend noting that the stimulus bill wending its way through Congress provides $4.19 billion for “neighborhood stabilization activities.”

…probably won’t make it through the Senate, but come on.

Weasels.

16 thoughts on “Democrats Can Be Sneaky

  1. Hey, maybe the Democrats are giving money to the mob. They *stabilize neighborhoods*! Quick, get Boehner’s flak on the line so you wingnuts can run with it!

  2. I say we give $4,000,000,000 to Prolife Minnesota and the Minnesota Taxpayers League for community organizing.

  3. Hey, even community organizers need a porkfest bailout! Just think, one of them may rise to a position of influence someday with this helping hand!

    Of course, at this rate they might: Roubini (aka Dr. Doom) is projecting another 20% drop in equities, 6 million job losses, and over 9% unemployment as his best case scenario. Of course, he sees DemObama’s course as more closely paralleling Japan in the 90s.

  4. “could be eligible ” – So who else could be eligible, see, you guys twist a phrase and pretend it is a mandate and the check is made out. Sheesh

  5. Flash is just being his usual assnozzle self…he really can’t help it. But only a gold plated pultroon can’t see a lot of new office furniture in ACORN’s future. And just think how much they will be able to save if they can buy those election day “free smokes” in bulk!

    Oh, and what about the billions for abortion mills? I guess the idea is that by liquidating babies the workforce will be stablized, which will put upward pressure on wages.

    Is that how it works for you kooks, Flush?

    Pffft.

  6. Silly paranoid wingnuts. Maybe the Democrats are just steering the money to buy a warehouse full of American flags for William Ayers to burn or a machine to extract energy from dead fetuses.

    And what if Acorn gets themselves some new furniture, Shiftee? If it’s got your panties all in a bunch, Angryclown has to figure it must be a good thing.

  7. It’s a good thing when you can use the public fisc to buy new furniture for your political groupies.
    Hope! Change! No more politics as usual! For your opponents, anyhow.

  8. “…or a machine to extract energy from dead fetuses.”

    I fully expect that somewhere, in some stinking corner, a scumbag liberal is already at work on that one Assclown.

    That’s how y’all roll.

  9. And what if Acorn gets themselves some new furniture, Shiftee?
    Can’t they just hold a telethon? Oh, that would be work. My mistake.

  10. Kermit, you can’t call people entirely dependent on politically driven grants from the government ‘beggars’. They are called ‘stakeholders’. See? That makes it sound like they have an ownership ‘stake’ in something.
    That’s how it’s done in the 50th state.

  11. Being unaccustomed to local slang, I hope I got that right. 😉 IOW, I am not surprsied at all. Dim-o-crats doing what they always do? (Now that they are kids in the candy store, with dad’s credit cards…) What a surprsie. Yeah, right.

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