The Last Five Years Have Felt A Bit Like A Biblical Plague…

Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:

It’s the start of a new year, when Christians remember The Flight Into Egypt.  Suppose President Obama were to read about it in the Bible.  He might notice modern parallels.

The Wise Men were looking for a New King, someone to fundamentally change the government.  Herod was already King and didn’t want to be replaced.  He ordered all sons under the age of two, to be killed.

President Obama, reading this, might realize Jesus was predicted to oppose government.  That makes Him a bitter-clinging-religious-terrorist.  Herod’s Massacre of Innocents was simply an Executive Order preemptively issued for National Security reasons.

Suppose President Obama, inspired by historical precedent, issued his own Executive Order that all White-Males-Two-And-Under should die.  But since there are so many sons and so few federal government employees to kill them, suppose the Order included an Employer Mandate: all employers are required to kill the White-Male-Two-And-Under sons of their employees, or be fined out of business.

Suppose some employers claimed that a government mandate to kill children of employees violated the employer’s religious beliefs under some ancient fringe religion, something about “Thou Shalt Not Kill.”  And not just churches that employ janitors, but businesses that employ people to sell fried chicken or woodworking tools or cabinetmakers, suppose they objected, too.

If a Supreme Court Justice stopped the killing until the Court could hold a hearing, would the New York Times tut about threatening the security of the nation?

If the Employer Mandate didn’t require Employers to actually kill the sons, merely to hire someone else to kill the sons for them, would that be okay?

If the Department of Hunting Sons (DHS) issued a rule saying certain employers were exempt from killing one-and-two-year-olds, they only need to kill unborn sons to comply with the law, would that make it all better?

What’s it going to take to get these fundamentalist whackos to see The Light?

Joe Doakes

I’m going to start calling Democrats “Obama Fundamentalists”.

Maybe “Bitter, Obama-Clinging Fundamentalists”.

3 thoughts on “The Last Five Years Have Felt A Bit Like A Biblical Plague…

  1. JD, that is a good take on the situation. Its hard to get our point across when we don’t control the debate.
    Example…KKKris KKKLuwe. All media reports that he is pro-gay and his opponents are anti-gay homophobes. Yet no one is reporting his anti-Catholic bigotry. That KKKris KKKLuew has the same opinion and views of Catholics that the KKK had. As NRO says, stigma trumps dogma. The left has learned that they don’t win by having a civil discourse. Instead they go after their opponents and make them look evil.

  2. I understand the point you are making above, but you may want to chance the skin color to black. So say Obama wants 60% of all black babies in NYC killed. Welll, mission accomplished.

  3. Currently Christians are fleeing Egypt and Libya and Iraq and Pakistan and just about everywhere Muslim majorities rule.

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