While I Smell “Hoax”…
By Mitch Berg
…part of me retains the child-like hope that this clip is real.
I have dreams that end like this, every time I drive through Farmington.
(First four minutes basically the same; payoff after 4:30. Language not safe for work).





January 28th, 2009 at 8:48 am
Mitch, the clip is not accessible, at least to me…
January 28th, 2009 at 8:54 am
Me either.
January 28th, 2009 at 8:55 am
Should be fixed now.
January 28th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Which one of the rednecks in the truck is swiftee?
January 28th, 2009 at 11:54 am
That wasn’t swiftee. Thats me ‘n my friend Dale. That chick was stronger than she looks.
January 28th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
“Dale and Terry?” Do you belong to a club where everyone has unisex names?
January 28th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Often I have thought of changing my nic to something more manly. How does “Brick Savage” sound?
January 28th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I like it. Manly without sounding like a porno name.
January 28th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
You don’t think it’s too ‘precious’? Like that biker guy from the Village People?
January 28th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Brick Savage here.
If you mess with me, I will hurt you.
Bad.
January 28th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Dakota Raider? Pierce Warmonger? Geraldo Ramstein?
January 28th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I think ‘Geraldo Ramstein’ is Geraldo Rivera’s porn name.
Using the time honored tradition of finding your porn name by combing the name of your first pet & the street you grew up on my porno name is ‘Smokey Washington’.
January 28th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
“Shadow 34th”
Well, THAT doesn’t quite work.
January 28th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
What was the cross street, Bill C.?
Something cool like ‘Reservoir’ or ‘Tower’?
January 28th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Hey Brick. How do we know you’re not Peev’s new nom de plume?
January 28th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
When peev comments the spittle hits you right through the screen.
You aren’t dissing The Brick, are you?
Cuz then I’d have to hurt you.
January 28th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
It IS Peev!
lol
January 28th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
‘Brick Savage’, Huh. How precious. I bet you dress as the motorcycle dude for the Village People on Halloween.
Is that you I see peekin’ out from behind your momma’s skirts?
I’m calling you out, ‘Brick Savage”!
January 28th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Terry, Terry, Terry. You shouldn’t have called me out like that.
Now I’m going to have to hurt you.
Bad.
January 28th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Take that! (Bam! Pow!)
January 28th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
And that! (Slug!)
And this one is for your old man! (Punch!)
January 28th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Gasp! Okay, Brick, Okay! I give! I give!
January 28th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Huh. It ain’t going to be that easy, punk. (fidget, fidget)
January 28th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
You’re going to look real cute in this, Bozo.
January 28th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
No! Not that! NOT THE CLOWN SUIT! AHHHHH!!!!!
January 29th, 2009 at 6:46 am
Watch out, Brick. “Terry” will sic his futuristic-uniformed minions on you.
Goodbye…Mr. Brick.