Shot in the Dark

While I Smell “Hoax”…

…part of me retains the child-like hope that this clip is real.

I have dreams that end like this, every time I drive through Farmington.

(First four minutes basically the same; payoff after 4:30.  Language not safe for work).

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26 responses to “While I Smell “Hoax”…”

  1. ParisParamus Avatar
    ParisParamus

    Mitch, the clip is not accessible, at least to me…

  2. Mr. D Avatar
    Mr. D

    Me either.

  3. Mitch Berg Avatar
    Mitch Berg

    Should be fixed now.

  4. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    Which one of the rednecks in the truck is swiftee?

  5. Terry Avatar
    Terry

    That wasn’t swiftee. Thats me ‘n my friend Dale. That chick was stronger than she looks.

  6. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    “Dale and Terry?” Do you belong to a club where everyone has unisex names?

  7. Terry Avatar
    Terry

    Often I have thought of changing my nic to something more manly. How does “Brick Savage” sound?

  8. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    I like it. Manly without sounding like a porno name.

  9. Terry Avatar
    Terry

    You don’t think it’s too ‘precious’? Like that biker guy from the Village People?

  10. Brick Savage Avatar
    Brick Savage

    Brick Savage here.
    If you mess with me, I will hurt you.
    Bad.

  11. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    Dakota Raider? Pierce Warmonger? Geraldo Ramstein?

  12. Brick Savage Avatar
    Brick Savage

    I think ‘Geraldo Ramstein’ is Geraldo Rivera’s porn name.
    Using the time honored tradition of finding your porn name by combing the name of your first pet & the street you grew up on my porno name is ‘Smokey Washington’.

  13. Bill C Avatar
    Bill C

    “Shadow 34th”

    Well, THAT doesn’t quite work.

  14. Brick Savage Avatar
    Brick Savage

    What was the cross street, Bill C.?
    Something cool like ‘Reservoir’ or ‘Tower’?

  15. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    Hey Brick. How do we know you’re not Peev’s new nom de plume?

  16. Brick Savage Avatar
    Brick Savage

    When peev comments the spittle hits you right through the screen.
    You aren’t dissing The Brick, are you?
    Cuz then I’d have to hurt you.

  17. Badda Avatar
    Badda

    It IS Peev!
    lol

  18. Terry Avatar
    Terry

    ‘Brick Savage’, Huh. How precious. I bet you dress as the motorcycle dude for the Village People on Halloween.
    Is that you I see peekin’ out from behind your momma’s skirts?
    I’m calling you out, ‘Brick Savage”!

  19. Brick Savage Avatar
    Brick Savage

    Terry, Terry, Terry. You shouldn’t have called me out like that.
    Now I’m going to have to hurt you.
    Bad.

  20. Brick Savage Avatar
    Brick Savage

    Take that! (Bam! Pow!)

  21. Brick Savage Avatar
    Brick Savage

    And that! (Slug!)
    And this one is for your old man! (Punch!)

  22. Terry Avatar
    Terry

    Gasp! Okay, Brick, Okay! I give! I give!

  23. Brick Savage Avatar
    Brick Savage

    Huh. It ain’t going to be that easy, punk. (fidget, fidget)

  24. Brick Savage Avatar
    Brick Savage

    You’re going to look real cute in this, Bozo.

  25. Terry Avatar
    Terry

    No! Not that! NOT THE CLOWN SUIT! AHHHHH!!!!!

  26. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    Watch out, Brick. “Terry” will sic his futuristic-uniformed minions on you.

    Goodbye…Mr. Brick.

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