While I Smell “Hoax”…

By Mitch Berg

…part of me retains the child-like hope that this clip is real.

I have dreams that end like this, every time I drive through Farmington.

(First four minutes basically the same; payoff after 4:30.  Language not safe for work).

26 Responses to “While I Smell “Hoax”…”

  1. ParisParamus Says:

    Mitch, the clip is not accessible, at least to me…

  2. Mr. D Says:

    Me either.

  3. Mitch Berg Says:

    Should be fixed now.

  4. angryclown Says:

    Which one of the rednecks in the truck is swiftee?

  5. Terry Says:

    That wasn’t swiftee. Thats me ‘n my friend Dale. That chick was stronger than she looks.

  6. angryclown Says:

    “Dale and Terry?” Do you belong to a club where everyone has unisex names?

  7. Terry Says:

    Often I have thought of changing my nic to something more manly. How does “Brick Savage” sound?

  8. angryclown Says:

    I like it. Manly without sounding like a porno name.

  9. Terry Says:

    You don’t think it’s too ‘precious’? Like that biker guy from the Village People?

  10. Brick Savage Says:

    Brick Savage here.
    If you mess with me, I will hurt you.
    Bad.

  11. angryclown Says:

    Dakota Raider? Pierce Warmonger? Geraldo Ramstein?

  12. Brick Savage Says:

    I think ‘Geraldo Ramstein’ is Geraldo Rivera’s porn name.
    Using the time honored tradition of finding your porn name by combing the name of your first pet & the street you grew up on my porno name is ‘Smokey Washington’.

  13. Bill C Says:

    “Shadow 34th”

    Well, THAT doesn’t quite work.

  14. Brick Savage Says:

    What was the cross street, Bill C.?
    Something cool like ‘Reservoir’ or ‘Tower’?

  15. angryclown Says:

    Hey Brick. How do we know you’re not Peev’s new nom de plume?

  16. Brick Savage Says:

    When peev comments the spittle hits you right through the screen.
    You aren’t dissing The Brick, are you?
    Cuz then I’d have to hurt you.

  17. Badda Says:

    It IS Peev!
    lol

  18. Terry Says:

    ‘Brick Savage’, Huh. How precious. I bet you dress as the motorcycle dude for the Village People on Halloween.
    Is that you I see peekin’ out from behind your momma’s skirts?
    I’m calling you out, ‘Brick Savage”!

  19. Brick Savage Says:

    Terry, Terry, Terry. You shouldn’t have called me out like that.
    Now I’m going to have to hurt you.
    Bad.

  20. Brick Savage Says:

    Take that! (Bam! Pow!)

  21. Brick Savage Says:

    And that! (Slug!)
    And this one is for your old man! (Punch!)

  22. Terry Says:

    Gasp! Okay, Brick, Okay! I give! I give!

  23. Brick Savage Says:

    Huh. It ain’t going to be that easy, punk. (fidget, fidget)

  24. Brick Savage Says:

    You’re going to look real cute in this, Bozo.

  25. Terry Says:

    No! Not that! NOT THE CLOWN SUIT! AHHHHH!!!!!

  26. angryclown Says:

    Watch out, Brick. “Terry” will sic his futuristic-uniformed minions on you.

    Goodbye…Mr. Brick.

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