It’s a short step from this to, well, Duckspeak:
What’s Dusty Trice been doing since he stopped working for Al Franken’s campaign? Trying to teach his pit bull, Zoey, to say “Obama.”
The scary part? The dog doesn’t understand much less about Obama’s experience or agenda than an awful lot of the President’s supporters do…
The scary part, the dog doesn’t understand much less… than Bush’s supporters did (or ever will).
OH, SNAP!
MITCH GOT TOLD!
The dog, however, will be MUCH more concise than Pernicious Peevy-Weevy… unfortunately, the dog won’t poop everywhere nearly as much as Peev.
Peev,
Kudos! You were on topic!
Of course, it’d take some real chops to take “simple negation” off-topic…
Oh you people are so easy. Clearly that isn’t the real peeve. Where is the novel length post? The misspelled words? The randomness of topic?
Peeve,
I know you are but what am I?
NO CALL BACKS, PERIOD!
Mr. Shirt, I figured this is about the level you neo-kooks get, so it’d be fun to stoop down a bit and play.
I’m rubber.. you all.. still dumber than a dog.
Mitch said..
“Of course, it’d take some real chops to take “simple negation” off-topic… ”
and I have faith you could, after all, you’ve spent eight years twisting the truth to idiocy, and convincing yourself that the turdbag that used to live most recently at 1400 Pennsylvania was God’s gift to leadership.
Have a good weekend, btw, mostly I’m kidding of course. Except for the part about your sychophants being less bright than dogs.. that part, well, brain-addled and extremist seem to go hand in hand.
you all.. still dumber than a dog…
…and you spend hours every week “arguing” (I’ll be charitable) with people who are “dumber than dogs”.
Just saying.
and you spend hours every week posting stuff for people who are dumber than dogs to read..
Just sayin.
BTW Mitch, I sure as hell don’t spend hours a week on this site. An hour? Maybe, at most. Don’t flatter yourself too much.
You.. well, let’s just say workin seems more about this blog than ‘workin’, just sayin.
And every day, close to 1,500 people come here to read it.
Every one of them, even the dogs, better readers and writers than you.
(Hey, you wanna toss the insults, there you go).
If I see Peev Says nad more than 3 lines I don’t read it. Has he ever shown how commenters here exhubit sychophantic tendencies towards Mitch? I mean other than pointing out that while not “dumber than a dog”, Peev’s angst riddled attacks amount to what emerges from the backside of a dog?
You.. well, let’s just say workin seems more about this blog than ‘workin’, just sayin.
Not “just sayin'”. Just talking out your ass.
As usual.
I write posts exceedingly rarely at work; 95%+ of my actual writing is done at home, mostly between 5:30AM and 7AM.
Comments? As time is available.
My performance appraisals, while none of your business, pretty well confirm that I give way more bang for the buck than most.
Really, Peev – don’t try to get into this. You’ll lose.
As usual.
Peev:
“…I sure as hell don’t spend hours a week on this site. An hour? Maybe, at most. Don’t flatter yourself too much.”
Don’t 1) insult our intelligence, Peev… just by the volume you drop here on Mitch’s comment sections is proof enough to how much time you spend here.
2) Don’t pat yourself on the back too much, and
3) Don’t sell yourself short, Judge… you’re a tremendous slouch.
You contribute nothing… which is a shame, considering the amount of time you do spend here (and, boy, do you ever spend it) it would really be worthwhile to actually see you do something other than act like a complete nutball, jerkface, jackass, sycophantic left-leaner.
There’s been an appearance from another left-leaner recently… sit up and take notice of him. Start simply by copying everything he says and asks… then cut-and-paste it in other topics, but change some of the words to better fit with the new topic.
Soon you’ll be conversing with others in a respectful and engaging way.
Yes, yes, yes… you can even end all of your comments with “three more fingers pointing at you”. We know you can’t give that up.
Again with the insults to the intelligence from a bona fide dipshit with no apparent life.
So, I’ll renew my challenge to you Peev – if you care to compare intelligence sometime let me know, and I’ll just pull out enough to win.
Oh yeah – and I dare you to call me “dumber that a dog” to my face, you little gerbil. Internet troll jerkoff.
I especially liked the part where our moonbat says “I’ve got a lot of time on my hands”….yeah, I heard things were pretty slow down there there at the Quicky Mart.
Pffft.
Welcome to my world, Foot.
Trust me here, on the off chance that you are ever actually able to get up in Peevee’s grill, it’s gonna feel reeeeeal good!
Jesus, swiftee, you are a psycho.
Jesus, swiftee, you are a psycho.
Coming from you, Pennywise, that comment is a compliment to Swiftee.
Well Peev my boy, You really didn’t have to ACT stupid… Never fake what you’ve already mastered.
Peev’s just teed off because it turns outhe might as well as have voted for McCain. Actually I think McCain would have been a little more assertive than Obama on closing Guantanamo.
McCain! I’ve never seen a guy move so fast to shoot himself in the foot.
If fact, McCain may just be more stupid than Peev.
No. McCain has actually accomplished something in life. Peev has given new depth to the word vicarious.
Peev has accomplished something, Kerm. He’s a most excellent pinata. A pinata filled with bile, but a pinata nonetheless.
Who wants to break a billious pinata?
Bilious Pinata: Great band name.
First CD title: Have A Whack!
Sigh. I am confused once again by the peeve one, who is clearly smarter than anyone else in the room.
“and convincing yourself that the turdbag that used to live most recently at 1400 Pennsylvania was God’s gift to leadership.”
Can anyone tell me who he is talking about here? I have been to DC a number of times and i am not sure there EVEN is a 1400 Pennsylvania. At least not one near 1600 Pennsylvania. Unless he is referring to the other end of Pennsylvania and I think that would be located on a bridge crossing the river. So who is the turdbag living in the non existent address that was God’s gift to leadership? Please explain.
Ah, good news Peeve. There IS a 1400 Pennsylvania av SE, which is a good two blocks from the river. Still would like to know who lives there though. Help a brother out.
oh good news! I went to the peeve blog and he has found other crazy, slightly retarded people to comment on it. Well done! Take a poll there and see if they know who lives at 1400 pennsylvania and is God’s gift to leadership. I bet that one guy….the one that says Biden is one of the smartest people in the room…..would know.
he has found other crazy, slightly retarded people to comment on it.
Really? You mean Peev found other identities to use when commenting on his own blog? And we all thought he wasn’t creative.
McCain has actually accomplished something in life.
Yeah, it’s his “accomplishments” over the last 30 years that demote his to Peevish status.
Yes, I, too, have visited the peev blog.
It turns out that the guy who wrote this comment:
The scary part, the dog doesn’t understand much less… than Bush’s supporters did (or ever will).
Also wrote this:
this nation does best when we do not set out dividing lines
I thought 1400 Pennsylvania was the guard shack. Who knew?
Terry,
There are no dividing lines when those hate mongering, bigoted, race “baiting”, gay “baiting” Neocons just shut up & obey the enlightened, smart, ever compassionate collectivist!
So the Secret Service guy in the guard shack is a turdbag and God’s gift to leadership? wtf peeve? That’s some serious paranoid shit there. How about the masons? The trilateral committee?