We Will Give You Your Senator, And You Will Like It
By Mitch Berg
Oh, please, Democrats. More of this:
When a powerful labor leader picked up the phone this week, he was surprised to hear the voice of a top aide to New York City Mayor Bloomberg. The aide made it clear: Caroline Kennedy [lose the Schlossberg] is going to be senator, “so get on board now!”
Vaporware presidents. Moral thug congressional leaders. Selling off Senate seats one week, forcing them down the peoples’ throats the next.
Carry on. Seriously.
December 18th, 2008 at 8:17 am
yes, because as opposed to lying and fabricating your way into war, deceiving the entire American public, and leading to the deaths of hundreds of thousands, Democrats CERTAINLY need lessons in corrupt political theatre from Republicans.
Notice, however, I don’t excuse the Democrats, whereas you, can’t STILL bring yourself to grasp the vast war crime possibility hanging around W’s neck.
I don’t think Caroline Kennedy should be Senator, period.
December 18th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Perhaps we can follow this high quality example of Republican governmental conduct..
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/12/17/tech/main4674997.shtml?tag=topHome;topStories
December 18th, 2008 at 9:06 am
yes, because as opposed to lying and fabricating your way into war, deceiving the entire American public, and leading to the deaths of hundreds of thousands,….
It’s no wonder that “Maligna’s screed blog” hasn’t had an entry in over a month. Peev is lobbying to catch on with the Daily Kos.
December 18th, 2008 at 9:29 am
Perhaps we can follow this high quality example of Republican governmental conduct
Perhaps we could stay on topic? When it comes to hijacking threads, you’re a regular D. B. Stupor, Peev.
December 18th, 2008 at 9:56 am
In other headlines:
December 18th, 2008 at 10:23 am
You might have missed this one, JR:
GENEVA (AP): The World Health Organization announced today that the disease believed to have caused the deaths of up to 60% of Europeans in 1348 was reclassified today. The underlying disease will now be referred to as Bushbonic Plague.
“It made a lot of sense to us,” reported Dr. Maligna Peev, an epidemiologist with the WHO. “After all, it would seem to make sense that if this rogue president could unleash such misery in our current day, he must in some way be responsible for the deaths of millions of Europeans in the 14th Century.”
December 18th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Okay, Precious Peni, Let’s assume that all politicians & parties are corrupt. Using logic & logic alone (bear with me, I know how hard that is for a collectivist) would you rather support :
a) a philosophy that insists on a large powerful, more intrusive government involved in every aspect of your life, because that is what is best for the collective;
or
b) a philosophy that insists on a smaller, weaker government intruding in your life as little as possible, because respecting freedom of the individual is what is ultimately best for society?
Do you logically prefer the corrupt man who wants more power, or the corrupt man who wants less?
December 18th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Oh, & for what it’s worth, it matters not whether Kennedy, Cuomo or anyone is appointed. There is really not a dimes worth of difference between any of them. The all have the same download: “Liberal Tyranny 2009 v. 1.2.1”
December 18th, 2008 at 11:02 am
I’m surprised that apparently Bloomberg is not afraid to pick a fight with unions and transitively the Mob.
I guess Nuevo York has already elected utter incompetents to the Senate. This one probably won’t get any worse.
December 18th, 2008 at 11:07 am
I guess Nuevo York has already elected utter incompetents to the Senate. This one probably won’t get any worse.
Exactly my point! Who the hell cares who gets the coronation, they are all the same! None will be better, none will be worse.
December 18th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Historians Find Evidence Suggesting President Bush to Blame for Fall of Carthage
News at 11:00 pm
December 18th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Why not? Karl Rove was responsible for making James Madison constitutionally appoint the VP the President of the Senate.
December 18th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Alec Baldwin admitted:
“The Illinois Governor is reminding Americans that abuse of power is a non-partisan disease”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alec-baldwin/doing-it-with-care_b_151628.html
apparently because “Americans” needed to be reminded. But still:
“I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf
I had a twiffic pran – I thought it would work
I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y’see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree
You are worthress Arec Barrwin”
December 18th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
It is possible, Troy, that “Team America: World Police” is the funniest picture ever made.
December 18th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Maybe we could have more of this too…
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/12/18/business/main4675171.shtml?tag=topStory;topStoryHeadline
December 18th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
AC,
Would you still think so if they cut the marionette porn scene? being the classy guy you are, my money is on “no”.
December 18th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Peev,
Pay attention buddy, you are looking at the difference between a “neo-con”(Bush) & the rest of conservatism.
The only difference between the neo-con answer & leftist answer is Bush would (he claims) allow for a “orderly bankruptcy”, rather than just wetting his pants & giving them tons of money… which the government has none of by the way.
Bush does not have the conservative answer, he has a moderate left answer… & it is the wrong answer.
December 18th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
It is becoming depressingly easy to pincushion you guys with just the daily news.
BTW Mitch, I’ll put my ‘vaporware’ President up against your utter and abject failure, ignorant one any day, and twice on Thursday.
December 18th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Peni, you are sooo silly! you actually believe your drivel has stood up to anything firmer than jello?
Your vaporware president will continue the down the same economic road as the “neo-con” demon you so vilely despise! & you will love him for it!
December 18th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
BTW Mitch, I’ll put my ‘vaporware’ President up against your utter and abject failure, ignorant one any day, and twice on Thursday.
And given your sheer inability to provide lucid insight, you’d lose that argument everyday and twice on Thursday.
December 18th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
It is becoming depressingly easy to pincushion you guys with just the daily news.
Oh, yeah, I know we’re just reeling from your pincushioning. Note to Peev: you’re not as important as you like to think you are.
December 18th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
It would seem Peev defines “utter and abject failure” as not being attacked on US soil for nearly 8 years. With a strong economy for several of those years.
I’m going out on a limb and say that people don’t question Peev’s judgement. His sanity, however…
December 18th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
It is becoming depressingly easy to pincushion you guys with just the daily news.
In the time I’ve been coming here, you’ve never laid a glove on anyone, Peev.
But you have been banned twice and changed your name. So you got that goin’ for ya.
December 18th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Has anyone here ever watched “The Young Ones” from the BBC? Is it me, or does Penigma act exactly like Rik (played by Rick Mayal) when he’s in “Peoples’ Poet” fantasies?
December 18th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Peoples’ Poet:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22young+ones%22%2B%22peoples%27+poet%22&aq=f&oq=
December 18th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Badda, it is truly flattering how obsessive you are about me, and I’m equally flattered you find me so attractive, but your infatuation is getting a little creepy. Really, I mean, Glenn Close could take an object lesson at this point.
December 18th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Yes, physically your simply gorgeous… but personally, you’re a weedy, small-minded liar.
So, done over-state my appreciation for you or assume I don’t see you warts-and-all.
Now, about all of those odd claims you’ve made about us… ever going to provide evidence, quotes, and substance? Or are you just going to smear and run away with your skirt billowing up over your face?
December 18th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
“By lying and fabricating your way into war.” Right. What lies and fabriction? And don`t say WMDs, because most everybody bought into that, including most top Democrats, and they weren`t “lies”, anyway. So, Penguin, what lies?
December 18th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Don’t listen to his nay-saying comments, Peev my darling.
Please… talk to me. Tell me what you’re wearing right now? Are you thinking of me?
Are you lonely tonight? Please call.
Your lone admirer,
Hasslington
December 18th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
I’ve heard that “pin cushioning” is what Mrs. Peeve calls it when Peevee the love sponge comes calling.
December 18th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
That’s because he injects her with opiates so he doesn’t get any back-talk from him when he’s “on the job” as it were.
December 18th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Oooooooh!
Oh, no you di’n’t!
December 19th, 2008 at 2:38 am
peev calling somebody else ‘obsessed’? If peev was an octopus made out of hands there couldn’t be more fingers pointing back at him.
December 19th, 2008 at 8:49 am
An octopus made out of hands? Dude, you’re freaking me out.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:03 am
You’ve never seen that, angryclown? Here, let me show you:
*make a “hand octopus”*
Ow! Charlie-finger!