Things I’d Thought I Might Beat The World To

By Mitch Berg

I always figured if anyone would open a zero-star hotel, it’d be me.

Sadly, I snoozed and I lost.

Consolation prize; I didn’t snooze at a zero-star hotel…

5 Responses to “Things I’d Thought I Might Beat The World To”

  1. Night Writer Says:

    There’s got to be a few of those bunkers around NoDak, Mitch. If you move fast you can still corner the market! (Cue REO Speedwagon “Riding the Storm Out…)

  2. Mitch Berg Says:

    I blogged about that a while ago – there’s actually a broker that sells old missile bunkers. There was an old Titan II control complex for sale in Kansas or Missouri that was being marketed as a “highly secure getaway”.

    And if the Fed really DOES bring interest rates down…

  3. Mr. Shirt Says:

    That the model unit for what our communal housing units will be like once the Green Collectivists get their way.

  4. Bike Bubba Says:

    Nah. Rezko can’t be bothered to actually paint the public housing he’s paid millions to build.

  5. Mr. Shirt Says:

    Well, I did say it was the model. Model homes are always a bit nicer than what you get. 🙂

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