Community Organizer 2.0

The Community Organizer was made famous by our President-Elect as his sole “qualification” for the job – save running a successful but financially corrupt Presidential Campaign. Credit is due; Obama changed politics and campaigns forever.

Obama’s success underscores the failure of Republicans to enlist the same level of grass-roots participation among conservatives and centrists that could (and that’s a probably a stretch) have swung the 2008 Presidential Race in John McCain’s favor.

John McCain lost the election not because he was a conservative. He lost because he wasn’t conservative enough. In any case, this election probably wasn’t lost in 2008, rather over the last eight to fourteen years.

The election of 2008 was probably over before it began as the conservative movement ended with George W. Bush’s first State Of The Union address. Republicans have failed to show Americans how they can best serve the interests of middle Americans, moving to the center and leaving the right unoccupied, sometimes desperately adopting quasi-liberal positions in the interest of political expediency.

For naught it turns out.

America hasn’t ceased to be Center Right but Republicans made the fatal mistake that Center-Right is where they should camp out to wait for them. The GOP has failed to make the case to the American people that conservatism represents the best hope for the values that the majority of Americans still hold to be true. Worse yet, Republicans have failed in their leadership by not notifying Americans that this crisis calls for sacrifice and discipline – not another government bailout. A bailout that in retrospect, John McCain should have voted against.

The promotion of Universal Health Care (albeit a “conservative” version), No Child Left Behind, buying ill-gotten mortgages and the most fiscally liberal Republican in modern history have left conservatives without a candidate – or a party.

The result? Kamikaze conservatives actually voted for Barack Obama to hatch another Jimmy Carter backlash.

…but many more stayed home.

Liberals have overrun conservative strongholds by gathering legions of new voters under the banner of esoterica, lead by “Community Organizers.” These Pied Pipers, heretofore dismissed, armed with the internet and credit card terminals are the new tools of political power aggregation and management. The meteoric and unsubstantiated rise of Barack Obama is the ignoble manifestation of this grass-roots groundswell. It bolstered voter turnout (although not as much as expected) among liberal constituents during a contest that concurrently exhibited a mediocre turnout among conservatives.

Lesson learned.

For ’12 -nay ’10- it behooves conservative Republicans (sadly, there is a distinction) to steal Obama’s playbook, rend the chapters on “How to Garner Fraudulent Contributions via Anonymous Credit Card Donations”, “Deflection and Projection”, and “How to Hypnotize the Electorate by Saying Nothing At All” and enlist their own “Community Organizers” to educate, motivate and mobilize the would-be conservative base for the next go-around.

The cause? A new Contract with America? A renewal of unabashed conservatism among Republicans. A rejection of the notion that our federal government is the solution to all ills personal and national. An acknowledgment that our government has become bloated, corrupt, and insolvent.

Moving to the center seemed like a good idea at the time. Average Americans however, are less ideological and more pragmatic. They just want to know who will help them keep their job, keep their taxes low, protect them from evil and share their values of family, freedom, and independence.

Republicans need to sell true conservatism as the only way to serve the long-term needs of the greatest number of Americans. True conservatism is good for the economy and our national security. True conservatism creates real wealth, real jobs and real charity. True conservatism promotes accountability and self reliance; still core values of America to this day. True conservatism promotes democracy and protects the world from tyranny while at the same time champions the rights of the smallest lives. True conservatism recognizes that some traditions got that way because they work.

Republicans have failed to close the sale that Ronald Reagan teed up for them. There’s a good chance Barack Obama and his cortege will meet them half way, but Conservatives need to make Liberal a bad word again. One voter at a time.

…we have two years.

68 thoughts on “Community Organizer 2.0

  1. Don’t be to hard on AssClown, Mr. Shirt. His ego is almost in proportion to his bloated gut.

  2. Heh.

    Reminds me of the first time Gene Simmons was seen without makeup…except with more gut…lots more gut.

  3. Swiftee boasted: “That’s what motivated me to spend eight years of my life fighting the teachers union in this state. That’s what motivated me to attend every school board meeting for three years.”

    Swiftee is a community organizer!

  4. Heh…If you’re wondering why it took so long for AC to come up with such a weak response, well, all that talk about his dad probably got him feeling nostalgic, and he’s been watching a youtube clips of his favorite scene from Deliverance.

    Reminded you of those days, long past when you’d come home from school to hear dad telling mom to squeal, didn’t it, AC?

  5. “Oh, same numbers eh Terry? How’s that work? If the Republicans attract a bunch of southern racists who used to vote Democrat, the Democrats just grow some brand new racists of their own?”

    I’m going to give a golden key understanding, AC. Liberal conventional wisdom about Nixon’s “southern strategy” is a myth you guys tell yourselves so you can feel morally superior to republicans. The truth is that beginning in the late 60’s white working and middle class voters in _Every_ part of the country began to abandon the Democrats for the Republicans. A more accurate measure of whites and working class voters who switched from D to R in the last forty years is union membership, not racism. But that number can actually be measured (unlike your claim of ‘latent’ racism) and it doesn’t make liberals feel morally superior so you (meaning liberals) prefer the ‘southern strategy’ myth.
    Go out and take a walk through one of those wonderfully integrated, democrat-run working class wards you’ve got in NYC. Can’t you just feel the brotherly love, man?

  6. MY GOD. Angry clown is beyond tiresome. That third person racist (the racist being AC) crap is as boring as Peev. Don’t you have any other “friends” you can go bother AC? Isn’t there a couple of limericks to save this thread?

  7. “Go out and take a walk through one of those wonderfully integrated, democrat-run working class wards you’ve got in NYC. Can’t you just feel the brotherly love, man?”

    Uh, I live in one. Though I guess you’re much more connected with normal, everyday Americans. Living on a frikken volcano and all, eh Blofeld?

  8. Terry Said:

    Go out and take a walk through one of those wonderfully integrated, democrat-run working class wards you’ve got in NYC. Can’t you just feel the brotherly love, man?

    AC retorted:

    Uh, I live in one.

    Bwahahahahahaaha! What a moroon!

  9. I will have you know that in WoW I am a lvl 69 dwarf hunter named ‘Rusty’. Can’t wait for the release of the “Wrath of the Lich King” expansion pack on Thursday!

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