Barney Frank’s Wiener
By Johnny Roosh
Barney Frank has been the recent target of conservative attacks and of course the McCain campaign of late because he represents the absolute worst in congress today. Unapologetic liberalism: tax and spend; weaken our military by cutting funding.
Thing is, Barney is trying to turn the tables, and appear the victim; play the minority card; as if anyone cares what he does with his wiener.
“I’m flattered by this,” said Frank, who is gay. “But I don’t think I’m the single most important member of the House after Nancy Pelosi. There are also a lot of straight white men who are committee chairmen.”
McCain’s chief speechwriter, Mark Salter, shook his head when asked to respond. “We’re bringing him up for his quotes,” said Salter. “We’re prejudiced against wasteful spenders and tax hikers.”
Barney, you’re not dangerous to America because you’re Gay. Who the hell cares. You’re dangerous to America because you are morally corrupt. The two aren’t mutually inclusive.
October 29th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Yeah, cause heaven knows you wingnuts never inject anti-gay bias into presidential campaigns. Oh, except for all those ballot initiatives in ’04. And how you’re constantly whipping up the God-botherers about threats to “traditional marriage.”
Pick one, JRoosh. Play to prejudice or claim the moral high ground. But stop trying to pretend you can do both.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Barney is headed for some very tough times. No matter who is elected, the Fannie and Freddie financial disaster will be investigated and Frank’s Weiner will get roasted.
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AssClown, calm down…nobody’s going to challenge your right to marry your dad, or to bugger each other to your little clown hearts content.
Everyone knows the AssClowns like to “keep it in the family”.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Libs hate it when matters of great importance to the body politic are decided by the body politic. “Socialist” isn’t the right word for you guys, clown. The term is too broad. It encompasses both Mussolini’s fascist state and the kibbutz movement. “Leninist” more accurately describes the American Left. Everything is done in the name of the People, but there is no way the people should be allowed to decide what they want done in their name.
The farmers and workers are stupid, ridden by false consciousness and shot through with superstition and religious belief. It’s up to their better educated, more cosmopolitan leaders to teach them proper, modern morality.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
AC,
I can and I will. I have no objection to someone’s decision to put their bits where they don’t belong. I’m not going to call it a marriage, but otherwise I really don’t care, and I’d rather they just kept it to themselves.
I’m a social moderate, not that I have to explain myself to a clown.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I hear clowns are all polygamists. Something about 19 of them in one Volkswagen Beetle. Things happen you know. An oversized shoe gets…..oh, you get the idea.
October 29th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Swiftee, I can’t be so optimistic. I don’t think a Democratic Congress is going to investigate him much.
October 29th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Terry blathered: “Libs hate it when matters of great importance to the body politic are decided by the body politic.”
Zat so? Let’s see what the “body politic” has to say on Tuesday. I’m thinking you won’t much like it.
October 29th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I figured Angry Fool would be the first to comment on anything having to do with some guys crank.
October 29th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Let’s see what the “body politic” has to say on Tuesday.
I’m guessing half of it will get it right and the other half will piss koolaid all over liberty and democracy.
Just like 2004.
October 29th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Half? Good luck with that, Frog Man.
October 29th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
I noticed that Bozo didn`t or couldn`t defend Frank on the point of the post, that he`s a financial idiot.
October 29th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
I’m hoping to hear “The Tears Of A Clown”, but I guess I’ll have to wait until Tuesday.
October 29th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Clown, are you saying that I won’t accept the legitimacy of a presidential election?
Project much? Just keep the fraud to a minimum, please.
October 29th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Just that you’ll weep like a little girl, Terry.
October 29th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Hmm. If McCain pulls it out on Tuesday, will Clownie commit Selzer-Kiri? Drive his little clown car into a bridge piling? Join a Mah Jong club?
October 29th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I don’t think he’s pulled it out since the Nixon administration, Kerm. It’s pretty old and withered.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Somehow, AC, I believe that if I were to do a google search I’d find more pro-McCain comments on SITD coming from you than from me.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
No doubt. He’s not kooky enough for you. Nonetheless, you’re voting for McCain Tuesday, are you not? Because I predict the result will make you glum and Angryclown gleeful.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
The Democrat candidate for the President of the United States:
“we still don’t abide by that basic precept of Matthew: that whatever you do for the least of my brothers, you do for me.
“That basic principle applies to poverty. It applies to racism and sexism; it applies to not thinking about providing ladders of opportunity for people to get into the middle class.”
We already know about Obama doing nothing for his slum dwelling brother in Kenya. Now we find out he has a slum dwelling aunt in Boston:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/article5042571.ece
You can cast your vote, AC, in complete confidence that Obama will give your economic well-being exactly the same priority he gives to close family members. He’s a new kind of politician!
October 29th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
The farmers and workers are stupid, ridden by false consciousness and shot through with superstition and religious belief. I
And if only they were smarter, they wouldn’t be fooled by Hussein Obama’s razzle-dazzle.
October 29th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Terry,
What would OBAMA get, if he helped his poor family members, there is nothing for OBAMA in helping his family.
Now, buying votes with the general fund & enslaving the populace to the wellfare state…
that gives OBAMA POWER.
Greedy fascist prick.
October 29th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
DiscordianStooj-
I have all the respect in the world for working folks. I have a pretty good job with some security, 401k, etc, yet everyday we — meaning the middle and upper classes — wake up and are able to go about our work or play because there are people who wake up to go to — or or are just returning from — dirty, difficult, debilitating jobs with little financial reward. God Bless ’em, they are the salt of the earth. If they want Obama as president who am I to 2nd guess them?
October 29th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
“The farmers and workers are stupid, ridden by false consciousness and shot through with superstition and religious belief. It’s up to their better educated, more cosmopolitan leaders to teach them proper, modern morality.”
Terry can answer for himself, but this is what the Leninist/ Marxists thought of the masses. When Karl Marx claimed religion to be the opiate of the masses, & for religion to be abolished, he was not looking for freedom of thought for the proletariat. He believed that the masses needed an opiate to control them, but that opiate should be the state, & religion was it’s competition.
Ask yourself this, If leftists think that “the working man” is competent, intelligent, self-sufficent & capable, they why do leftists need to plan to provide everything from food to housing to healthcare to education for the proletariat?
Perhaps because they are elitists, & THEY know what’s best for you… even better than you do?
Welcome to the Nanny State, boys!
October 29th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
I knew should have put quotes around:
“The farmers and workers are stupid, ridden by false consciousness and shot through with superstition and religious belief. It’s up to their better educated, more cosmopolitan leaders to teach them proper, modern morality.”
To indicate it was a quote of others or used in a unique or special way.
October 29th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Hussein Obama’s razzle-dazzle.
Shee-it, Stooge, it’s bamboozle. Can’t you even friggin read talking points?
October 31st, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Barney Frank justly deserves to be investigated and prosecuted for his role in the Fannie/Freddie debacle. He certainly didn’t improve the lives of poor people. He’s like the rest of those liberal, left-wing tax-and-spenders in Washington who care for no one but themselves and won’t assume any blame for the horrible financial crisis we’re in.