Watch and Obey

By Johnny Roosh

Barack Obama is buying his own satellite television channel. This is cause for

1) Elation – as this opens up a whole new category of bloggfodder, derision and political satire

2) Concern – What sort of propaganda can Obama have in store for his hypnotized minions, given his series of associations with anti-American far left radical thinkers and activists (some would say even terrorists)?

Bill O’Reilly (paraphrased from his radio show this morning): Why does Obama have to buy Channel 73? He already owns MSNBC.

Looking to the future…

Cable companies will offer one-channel plans.

Obama’s minions will walk the streets like zombies, wearing Obama logoed T-Shirts saying Change: to 73

Whoopee Cushion will leave “The View” and will have a new show on Obammy-73 called “The Pew” (not as in church – as in olfactory dissatisfaction).

Reverend Wright and Michelle Obama will host a perky morning show:

“Good Morning God Damned America”

Bill Ayers will host a new show about blowing up public property for fun and entertainment:

“Smash ‘n Grab”

Tony Rezko will host a home improvement show:

“Steal It, Fix It, Sell It, Prof-it”

The possibilities are endless…

4 Responses to “Watch and Obey”

  1. Badda Says:

    I’m surprised… why didn’t you show the Obama test pattern. The one with Mr. Goldstein.

  2. RickDFL Says:

    No need to broadcast in MI any more. Johnny Mac is waving the white flag there.

  3. Terry Says:

    How’s Obama’s 50 state strategy going, RickDFL?

  4. David Poe Says:

    Does anyone else remember the panic and media scoffing when the Republicans bought time on stations in the 96 campaign and called it “GOP-TV”? Terrors!! Report them to the FCC! “Yeah, that’ll be unbiased” smirked Bryant Gumbel. I’m sure he’s ready to decry the death of TV with this channel as well.

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