Watch and Obey
By Johnny Roosh
Barack Obama is buying his own satellite television channel. This is cause for
1) Elation – as this opens up a whole new category of bloggfodder, derision and political satire
2) Concern – What sort of propaganda can Obama have in store for his hypnotized minions, given his series of associations with anti-American far left radical thinkers and activists (some would say even terrorists)?
Bill O’Reilly (paraphrased from his radio show this morning): Why does Obama have to buy Channel 73? He already owns MSNBC.
Looking to the future…
Cable companies will offer one-channel plans.
Obama’s minions will walk the streets like zombies, wearing Obama logoed T-Shirts saying Change: to 73
Whoopee Cushion will leave “The View” and will have a new show on Obammy-73 called “The Pew” (not as in church – as in olfactory dissatisfaction).
Reverend Wright and Michelle Obama will host a perky morning show:
“Good Morning God Damned America”
Bill Ayers will host a new show about blowing up public property for fun and entertainment:
“Smash ‘n Grab”
Tony Rezko will host a home improvement show:
“Steal It, Fix It, Sell It, Prof-it”
The possibilities are endless…





October 2nd, 2008 at 1:21 pm
I’m surprised… why didn’t you show the Obama test pattern. The one with Mr. Goldstein.
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
No need to broadcast in MI any more. Johnny Mac is waving the white flag there.
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:52 pm
How’s Obama’s 50 state strategy going, RickDFL?
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:19 am
Does anyone else remember the panic and media scoffing when the Republicans bought time on stations in the 96 campaign and called it “GOP-TV”? Terrors!! Report them to the FCC! “Yeah, that’ll be unbiased” smirked Bryant Gumbel. I’m sure he’s ready to decry the death of TV with this channel as well.