To: Senator Amy Klobuchar
From: Mitch Berg, Peasant
I have a couple of questions for you.
- Do you join President Obama in the belief that the law-abiding, legal gun owner is a public health risk and manifesting a mental illness? I’ll ask you not to equivocate; yes, or no?
- Could you please make your reasons for this support as public as you can, if applicable? You’ve never been shy about using the media that serves as your praetorian guard to get the message out before; please don’t stop now.
- If you support the President, could you please prevail upon Minnesota’s DFL legislators to publicly declare their support as well? Very, very publicly?
You’ve spent the past six years in a calculated effort to create a public image of studied innocuity. But given your massive victory last November, surely you feel secure enough politically to be honest about your stance and motivations.
I mean, you just know you’re bulletproof come election time, don’t you?
That is all.