Attention, Piers Morgan

By Mitch Berg

To: PIers Morgan, who is English, rather than Gay
From: Mitch Berg
Re: Conservatives

Mr. Morgan

I’d say “Alex Jones represents conservatism in the same way Bill Maher or Mike Malloy represent liberalism”…

…but I suspect you don’t see anything wrong with either of them.

Which is, I guess, at least part of my point.

That is all.

2 Responses to “Attention, Piers Morgan”

  1. Kermit Says:

    You should have CCd Glenn Beck.

  2. Mr. D Says:

    Reminds me of an old joke I heard during the miner’s strike in Britain concerning Mrs. Thatcher and Arthur Scargill. We’ll adapt it to today’s circumstances.

    Q. If you put Piers Morgan and Alex Jones in a rowboat in the middle of the Atlantic and had them fight to the death, who would win?
    A. The rest of us.

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