…and I want it for free.
Dear Starbucks,
Screw you.
Caribou, Bruegger’s, Dunn Brothers and a host of ma/pa coffee shops and restaurants give me WIFI access to the Matrix for free. I got it this morning while waiting for my oil change at Walser.
If I buy an Americano for three dollars plus, I expect you to throw in a few Megabits.
I’ll not access your Web, if it’s not for free.
No! – No, Thank You to thee
I need this great wonder invented by Gore
But make me pay, and I’m out the door
I do enjoy your extra burnt Espresso,
But when I am surfing, you’ll not get my American Expresso.
Regards,
JRoosh
PS Say “Hi” to Howard
Because I work for Starbucks, I’ll take that personally. Just FYI, however, Starbucks long ago heard the many “screw you’s” being thrown at us which is why we’re phasing out our relationship with T-Mobile and moving to AT&T. If you’re store has received the AT&T Wi-Fi, it is free for registered Starbucks Card users. Get a card, put a couple of bucks on it and register the card and you’re good to go.