To: Dick’s Sporting Goods
From: Mitch Berg, Law-Abiding Gun Owner, Occasional Customer
Re: Your Cowardice
I’d be lying if I said I shopped at your chain much, even for firearms and ammo. Your prices are adequate (Frontiersman in Saint Louis Park is much better, Fleet Farm and Joe’s clobber you on ammo prices, and even Gander Mountain is better than you are on sale prices), but I’ll stop by and grab the odd purchase once in a while. Indeed, a trip to the neighborhood Dick’s for some camping gear was on my noontime agenda today.
Crises come and go. And while the Democrats vow not to waste them, they do pass. The vast majority of the American people – Real Americans, not the “elite” media, who are nothing but Frenchmen in Lexuses – aren’t fooled.
I’m done with you. And I urge all Real Americans to follow suit.
That is all.
UPDATE: You too, Cheaper Than Dirt.