Quote Of The Day

By Mitch Berg

“No matter how bad your day is going, just remember, you’ve won just as many Tour de France races as Lance Armstrong.”

— Kevin Ecker, from Facebook

2 Responses to “Quote Of The Day”

  1. nerdbert Says:

    “No one at any level in the CIA told anybody not to help those in need; claims to the contrary are simply inaccurate. ” – CIA Spokesman when it was revealed that CIA agents were ordered not to assist the American ambassador in Bengazi.

    Think your day is bad? Someone is going to jump under a bus REEAAALLLL soon.

  2. bubbasan Says:

    Not only have I won as many Tours as Lance, but I’m also eligible to win them in the future, which Lance is not.

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