The Silly Party
By Mitch Berg
As John Edwards said, there are two Americas; an America that knows we need to unleash the economy and reform entitlements, and the part that plans to vote for Barack Obama.
But how to describe those two Americas?
- “Deadliest Catch America” vs. “Keeping Up With The Kardashians America?”
- “Producer America” vs. “Consumer America”?
- “Mom and Dad America” vs. “Santa Claus America”
- “Pack Mule America” vs. “Unicorn America”
I’ll solicit more. But whatever they are, the fact is that the the fundamental Obama argument against Romney and Ryan is just plain stupid and childish.
August 14th, 2012 at 9:02 am
Bacon America vs. Arugula America. There, I said it.
August 14th, 2012 at 11:59 am
“Life’s not fair so get over it and get on with you life America” vs (has to be said annoyingly whiny) “But that’s not fair America”
August 14th, 2012 at 12:05 pm
Equal Opportunities America vs. Equal Outcomes America.
August 14th, 2012 at 2:28 pm
(channeling Neal Boortz)
Productive America vs. Moochers/Leeches/Parasites America
August 14th, 2012 at 6:56 pm
Merit America vs. Affirmative Action America
August 14th, 2012 at 7:02 pm
Has-a-job America versus knows-someone-who-has-a-job America!
August 15th, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Government America vs. Non-Government America