This deal stinks

By Johnny Roosh

Our new stadium deal stinks? Nick, we knew that already and as much as I loathe linking to your tripe, you may have a point (albeit a bit late) here.

Our ill-gotten stadium will be a flop without a roof once the novelty wears off, and now it appears the weather may be the least of the Twin’s environmental bogies.

With ‘facility’ next door – so much for new ballpark smell

Don’t say “garbage burner.”

“It’s not a garbage burner,” says Glenn Schmidt, chief engineer at the plant, which burns 1,000 tons of, um, “waste” daily. “It’s Energy From Waste.”

“Facility,” adds maintenance supervisor Jeff Johnson: “Energy From Waste Facility.'”

I met them after I hiked around the stadium Wednesday to check out a tip that “the facility” was giving off the kind of smell you encounter when someone “dies” while using your facilities.

In other words, it wasn’t good. And it really wouldn’t be good if a national TV audience saw us holding our noses.

It was 85 degrees and windy — a typical summer day — as I perambulated the area. It didn’t smell good to me, but I have a big smeller, so maybe I was pulling in a scent cloud from a turkey plant near Willmar. I asked people I met along the way how it smelled to them. Some were catching a big whiff. Others, just a sniff.

“It stinks like mildewing filth,” said Jennifer Dixon, 36, who was waiting on 7th Street with her husband, Mike, and their children to catch a No. 22 bus. “I don’t think people at a ballgame are gonna like it.”

13 Responses to “This deal stinks”

  1. kel Says:

    which burns 1,000 tons of, um, “waste” daily.

    and the “Facility” does not completely sequester the carbon output from the incinerator which makes Hennepin county the biggest carbon emitter of Hennepin county. If the followers of the AGW faith really believed their own propaganda they would be in court with unending lawsuits and picketing the facility every day demanding it be shuttered permanently. But whats a few tons of Carbon Dioxide every day between friends?

  2. angryclown Says:

    San Francisco has McCovey Cove. Why not call it “Puckett’s Scumbucket.”

  3. angryclown Says:

    Killebrew’s Hill o’ Poo?

  4. Mitch Berg Says:

    Effluvia d’Oliva?

  5. angryclown Says:

    Blyleven’s Fly Heaven?

  6. Mr. D Says:

    Bombo’s Bouquet?

  7. angryclown Says:

    Greg’s Gag-Me?

  8. Mr. D Says:

    Coomer’s Fumer?

  9. Mitch Berg Says:

    Mauer’s Tower of Foul-Smelling Shower?

  10. Mitch Berg Says:

    Tom Kelly’s Big Smelly?

  11. Mr. D Says:

    Stahoviak’s Smokestack?

  12. JRoosh Says:

    Dennis Reyes it hurts my Eyes

  13. jpmn Says:

    RT’s Fartys

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