One Team Crosses Figurative Line More Often Than Other: Hypster/Sports Cynic/Wahhabi Atheist Worldviews Challenged

By Mitch Berg

Tim Tebow beats the Steelers,credits God, moves on:

“When I saw him scoring, first of all, I just thought, `Thank you, Lord,”‘ Tebow said. “Then, I was running pretty fast, chasing him — Like I can catch up to D.T! Then I just jumped into the stands, first time I’ve done that. That was fun. Then, got on a knee and thanked the Lord again and tried to celebrate with my teammates and the fans.”

Behind Tebow’s 316 yards passing, the Broncos (9-8) are heading to New England for a second-round game against the top-seeded Patriots on Saturday night.

And let the caterwauling begin.

9 Responses to “One Team Crosses Figurative Line More Often Than Other: Hypster/Sports Cynic/Wahhabi Atheist Worldviews Challenged”

  1. Mr. D Says:

    My friend Gino, who is a blogger out in California, asked the following question on his blog:

    Just curious… would a proper feminist be upset that Tebow won, or happy that Roethlisberger lost?
    Must have been a moral dilemma watching that game.

    Heh.

  2. Kermit Says:

    Tim better put in a lot of knee time. He’s gonna need it to beat the Pats.

  3. golfdoc50 Says:

    I wonder what Bill Maher had to tweet about this time?

  4. nerdbert Says:

    , I just thought, “Thank you, Lord”

    I’ve always wondered, just who are atheists thanking at Thanksgiving? Darwin? Einstein? Newton?

  5. Seflores Says:

    As some noted elsewhere – 316 yards. Rainbow Wig Man/Dude sign: John 3:16. Coincedence? Hmm. Irony meter going off? Only if you are stupid.

  6. Mitch Berg Says:

    Tweet from Iowahawk: “Tim Tebow has the miraculous power to cause assholes to self-identify.”

  7. Kermit Says:

    LOL. Iowahawk, funniest site I know.

  8. Andrew Rothman Says:

    Honestly, I just don’t think that The Lord is all that interested in the outcome of football games, but I see no harm in Tebow’s belief that He is.

  9. Mitch Berg Says:

    Well, me either – although I can barely be bothered to care about anyone but the Bears (and the NDSU Bison) myself, which may skew my point of view.

    And nearest I’ve seen (and I admit I’m not a dispositive source) I don’t think Tebow believes He supports the Broncos; merely that He gets credit for anything Tebow brings to the game. Someone stop me if I’m wrong.

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