The Most Insightful News Story In History
By Mitch Berg
This bit here caught my eye:
Women seeking a lifelong mate might do well to choose the guy a notch below them in the looks category. New research reveals couples in which the wife is better looking than her husband are more positive and supportive than other match-ups…
On behalf of all of us Fives, I say “You’re welcome, Nines”.
The article is written by Jeanna “The Most Insightful Writer in History” Bryner, who deserves thanks from a nationful of schlemiels.





April 11th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Kevyn Burger frequently repeats her mother’s advice to women: never date or marry a guy who is prettier than you.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:32 am
Wish somebody would publish a study telling chicks that fellatio makes their butts look really thin.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Ah, that explains why you’re so angry all the time.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Well, as someone who “outkicked my coverage” in the mate that chose me, I’d have to say I’m deliriously happy in my marriage!
April 11th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Remember the Seinfeld episode…ya want to have the “upper hand”, and I suppose for the woman that’s looks and for men it would be money.