The Most Insightful News Story In History

By Mitch Berg

This bit here caught my eye:

Women seeking a lifelong mate might do well to choose the guy a notch below them in the looks category. New research reveals couples in which the wife is better looking than her husband are more positive and supportive than other match-ups…

On behalf of all of us Fives, I say “You’re welcome, Nines”.

The article is written by Jeanna “The Most Insightful Writer in History” Bryner, who deserves thanks from a nationful of schlemiels.

5 Responses to “The Most Insightful News Story In History”

  1. PeterH Says:

    Kevyn Burger frequently repeats her mother’s advice to women: never date or marry a guy who is prettier than you.

  2. angryclown Says:

    Wish somebody would publish a study telling chicks that fellatio makes their butts look really thin.

  3. PeterH Says:

    Ah, that explains why you’re so angry all the time.

  4. Night Writer Says:

    Well, as someone who “outkicked my coverage” in the mate that chose me, I’d have to say I’m deliriously happy in my marriage!

  5. Colleen Says:

    Remember the Seinfeld episode…ya want to have the “upper hand”, and I suppose for the woman that’s looks and for men it would be money.

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