Next Stop: Charles Manson!
By Mitch Berg
How Hanoi Jane spent her summer:
How Cmdr. McCain spent his:
Hey, they even have the same hand gesture…:
Jane and her friends had their rallies…:
[UPDATE: Oops – that one’s a hoax. I even remember something about that. Blah. Since I’m not Sixty Minutes, “fake but accurate” doesn’t cut it. My bad. But this one’s real…]
…and Mac? Well, he and his friends really had only one:
Oh, yeah; Fonda has endorsed Obama.
Ed writes:
In fact, Obama’s campaign will probably keep their heads down and hope this passes quickly. McCain’s narrative as a Vietnam War POW who suffered torture while Fonda gave his captors photo-ops will resonate even further if she takes to the stump on Obama’s behalf. Her presence would draw connections between Obama’s anti-war supporters and the radicals — like Ayers and Dohrn — of Fonda’s generation. While that might thrill the MoveOn crowd, it will likely lose Obama the heartland, independents, and centrists who will balk at that kind of radicalism, especially while the more moderate option in McCain is available.
Some might be surprised that Fonda didn’t support Hillary Clinton in gender solidarity. Hillary, in this one case, probably isn’t among them, but instead relieved to avoid Fonda’s baggage.
Well, if Obama wants it kept on the down-low, give the man what he wants.
Oh, the hell.
HANOI JANE ENDORSES OBAMA
There. I feel better now.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Peeve, you’re delusional.
I didn’t accuse you of being AC — he’s at least got milli-clue while you’d be lucky to have a femto-clue. Let me help you come up to micro-clue level: my question to Mitch was if AC had engaged you to join this blog so that AC could prove he wasn’t the most deranged leftist troll in Mitch’s world.
Besides, while AC’s crude, obnoxious, and irritating on purpose, he’s at least humorous in his attacks (in a droning, repetitive, predictable, leftist way). Contrast that with you: a humorless, illogical, drivel factory who can rarely argue the point, much less make one.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:16 pm
I didn’t call you an obsessed troll, Peev. I called you a zaftig 14 year old girl with a crush on Mitch. But I’m the guy who has trouble with reading comprehension?
Fess up – the real reason you’re here is because Bobby Sherman has a restraining order against you, right?
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Terry said: “He’s reminding us that the GOP is the party of inclusion.”
Yeah, Terry, it includes a lot of guys who commit sex crimes.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:36 pm
PaulC: “I bet Obama’s snuck a few cigarettes lately.”
Bet Shrub’s snuck a few dozen beers.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
“Cruising for anonymous gay bathroom sex”
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, right Clownie?
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:50 pm
So Spitzer, Bubba, and the Kennedy clan are joining the GOP? More inclusion all the time!
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Mr. D:
“…But I’m the guy who has trouble with reading comprehension?”
😆 You’re killin’ me!
I’m glad to see I saw peev and AC continue to whip themselves into a frothy rage of projection. What do you do for an encore, guys?
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Peev encore = DO NOT WANT.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Kermit said: “Not that there’s anything wrong with that, right Clownie?”
Turns out it’s against the law, Kerm. So I suggest you narrow up your stance and just do your business next time. And for God’s sake, wash your hands.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:37 pm
angryclown:
I’d like to think that he has. Maybe right after a meeting with the damned M.A.D.D. That would be sweet.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:54 pm
“Mitch’s Lilliputian cabal
Came here and gave it our all.
Yet the Peev, he broke free
And we all can agree
He’ll keep blathering his unstable scrawls.”
Well, at least this thread had a few darn good laughs! Thanks Yossarian and all!
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Mitch’s cabal, lilliputian,
fatigued of the comment pollution,
did wail, moan and grieve,
when all AC could leave,
was more jokes about male prostituion.
With most folks, AC has no truck.
But up, to him, Peev tried to suck.
It’s tempting, in closing,
to affix Peev’s brown-nosing
with a sticker of old Mister Yuck.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:32 pm
lol! We must, from now on, mock Peev with limericks as soon as he goes too far.
Which, if his tradition is anything to go by, will require six or seven on-staff commenters to interupt Peev’s comment post once he crosses the 47 sentance mark… or as we more commonly know it, the middle of his first comment in a thread.
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Did I mention that Jane Fonda has a great big ego and absolutely no dick at all?
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Peev sucked up and tried hard to be
Flavor Flav to AC’s Chuck D
But Peev would discover
AC gives no cover
So Peev, like Sir Robin, did flee
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Still laughing! I think this is a must-do:
“lol! We must, from now on, mock Peev with limericks as soon as he goes too far.”
At least we will all have gotten something out of the whole ordeal!
April 4th, 2008 at 9:55 am
In Lilliput wags did conceive
To bend their small brains to vex Peev
Blessed with wit in half-measure
And obsessed with self-pleasure
They are lamer than Christopher Reeve
April 4th, 2008 at 9:59 am
There once was a peev from Nantucket…
You do the math.