The Jack Bauer Medal With Chuck Norris Clusters

Unarmed British soldier captures Taliban leader and bombmaker by ripping him off a passing motorcycle and beating him down:

Private Lee Stephens, from Solihull, central England, gave chase to the insurgent before jumping out of his tank and grabbing him from a speeding motorbike as he made his getaway, close to the town of Gereshk, southern Afghanistan.

Private Stephens said that he “goose necked” the man, grabbing him around the neck and dragging him towards his vehicle.

“I jumped out off the wagon and I grabbed the geezer,” Private Stephens said. “It was one left, two right fists. That was it. No weapons, just my hands.”

The captured man turned out to be a bomb maker and the highest ranking Taliban captured by regular British forces.

I hope the Minneapolis Police hire the guy and put him on downtown skateboard patrol.

10 thoughts on “The Jack Bauer Medal With Chuck Norris Clusters

  1. Hard to fathom that a country that has given the world Russell Brand and Prince Charles is also capable of producing a man like Private Stephens.
    Bloody good show, old man!

  2. Not that the Muslims know his name & home town, his family in England is in danger.
    The radical Muslims over there will threaten his family or try to get Private Stephens thrown into prison as a war criminal.

  3. 10 yards for a horsecollar tackle. Just kidding. I hope they’ve got a clean cell prepared in Gitmo.

  4. And the libturd ACLU crowd wants to keep letting Muslims into the country? France woke up. Germany woke up. Sweden tried. In light of incidents like this, hopefully, Britain will wake up, too!

  5. Yup, ya gotta love those Brits; some of them are pretty tough, especially those combat vets.

    (you can stop smiling now Mitch)

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