Shapes of Things

David Brauer – former Twin Cities Reader (or was it the City Pages?  Who can tell anymore?) writer, KSTP-AM morning guy and MPR’s current Sole Voice on the Media, writes in the Daily Mold’s wrapup of the year’s top stories about something I was actually pondering myself over the weekend.

No, not this bit…:

Atrios lovingly labels the mortgage meltdown as a pile of poo, but it’s becoming increasingly clear that while inner-city neighborhoods have been shat upon, those are troubled places used to such muck; the real gonad-shrinking panic is emanating from the petro-enabled Outer Burbosphere, whose overvalued aura of Manifest Destiny may exhibit a steeper downward arc than our own fading American empire.

Many’s the lefty who fantasizes about the burbs’ crumbling and the US joining Sweden among the ranks of “former powers”.  Apparently equally many are the leftybloggers who think Duncan “Atrios” Black’s fourth-grade dribblings are quotable. 

But I digress: here’s the part I started pondering late last week, myself, when i was writing about the Northstar Commuter Rail line a few weeks ago.  A few comments popped up in my comment section that mirrored some things I’d heard from some left-leaning friends of mine:

With the approval of the North Star I actually hopped on MLS last night and looked for homes in Elk River and Big Lake. Down Side, of course, it is crazy Bachmann land. But nice homes and a better price than burbia with a commute that would be very doable on the Rail…if enough people like me consider the move, her days are numbered anyway *smile*

In other words (not to stuff words into commenter, neighbor and pal Flash’s mouth, but it reflects something I’ve heard from other people, so I’m going to use the comment emblematically), once rail transit makes it politically correct for (white, middle-class) lefties to move to the ‘burbs, they’ll flee the mess that three generations of their own party’s policies have created.

Along these lines, Brauer adds:

Wouldn’t it be something if the flipped parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul were some day repopulated by the Hummer-scarred expats of Commuterland?

Indeed, I pondered over the weekend – should Linden Hills, Highland Park and Saint Anthony Park’s upper-middle-class Prius-driving yuppie demo decamp for the ‘burbs to escape the collapsed education system, crime and social ills that their own liberal/DFL machine, system and philosophy have made into untouchable institutions, it’ll leave behind a huge stock of housing at bargain rates – housing that is well-built (compare a 1910’s Edwardian, solid as Churchill’s bunker, with the shoddily-built, cheesily-appointed McMansions that glut the left’s future stronghold), well-situated (sited and built before the left’s tinkering with the market via Urban Renewal, when the free market still ruled demographics) and very, very liveable (as the Twin Cities were before three generations of DFL hegemony messed the place up). 

And conservatives – being people who appreciate value over “statements” and “messages” – will go where the value is. 

By about this time, the shoddily-mass-manufactured McMansions will of course be decaying into rotting husks, and the suburban high schools will be crime-sodden atrocities, and the DFL will be plaintively begging the prosperous inner cities to bail them out. 

As David Brauer notes, things change.  As history tells us, the more they do, the more they stay the same.

8 thoughts on “Shapes of Things

  1. I must say I’ve never been “Hummer scarred”. I think they are somewhat amusing, and I can only speculate about their owners.

  2. Some of this is already happening. When I went on the condo and loft tour last year, nine out of ten were suburban empty nesters. I’ll probably live down town when I’m done raising kids.

  3. “they’ll flee the mess that three generations of their own party’s policies have created.”

    I’d begrudgingly leave what I find to be an oasis in sanity. You really need to keep making shit up and copying Scaife Memes. You gave away your independence once you started in with the juvenile Democrat for Democratic KopyKat straight from the Playbook.

    Keep up the Snark, tho, Makes for a morning chuckle with my cup o Joe. I really don’t think anyone outside of your cheerleading squad takes you seriously anymore.

    Flash

  4. You’re not going to see the conservatives come back into the City until we push through school vouchers.

    What drives higher housing prices in Edina vs. SW Minneapolis are the schools. A solid, inexpensive house isn’t much a of a bargain if it means paying for private school.

    If we do, though, manage to get real school choice, well, then, look out…

  5. jdege is correct, but forget about the lefities leaving the city. They are too tied to the non-profits and various govt. make work programs to ever move too far from the public trough.

    Plus it’s way easier to be liberal in the city. You can walk or take the bus to everything, so you can no car or a really crappy one. In the burbs you really have to have a car for every wage earner in the household.

    Current Minneapolis is headed towards a city for the rich or the poor with no room for the middle class.

  6. “Petro-enabled” suburbs, eh. Unlike our core cities, where goods are delivered by hang-gliders and solar trolleys.

  7. Current Minneapolis is headed towards a city for the rich or the poor with no room for the middle class.

    Actually, as I noted in this post, that’s at least one theory about the future of all the big core cities.

    Unlike our core cities, where goods are delivered by hang-gliders and solar trolleys.

    And buses and trains, which are very cleverly sail-powered.

  8. I have wondered flash, why is “democrat” found to be so repulsive, while “democratic” is so lovingly cherished?

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