The Real Sports News
By Mitch Berg
The real story of this past weekend in sports?
Under four weeks until pitchers and catchers report for spring training.
Til then? No more sports on TV for me.
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January 24th, 2011 at 12:19 pm
Go Pack Go!
January 24th, 2011 at 12:28 pm
Looking forward to pitchers and catchers reporting, too. But in the meantime, there’s a little business to be conducted in the Metroplex in 13 days.
January 24th, 2011 at 12:59 pm
Common exhortations heard in bars for $100, Alex
“Go, Pack, Go!”
What is happy hour at the Gay 90’s?
January 24th, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Looks like Obama’s endorsement of the Bears played out pretty well for Green Bay.
January 24th, 2011 at 1:16 pm
Common exhortations heard in bars for $200, Alex
“Da Bears!”
What is happy hour at the Gay 90′s leather bar?
January 24th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Hmmm. “Da Bears!” doesn’t quite work as well, does it Foot?
See, “packing” is a activity commonly associated with…oh, nevermind.
Flippin’ packer fans…
January 24th, 2011 at 2:05 pm
“See, “packing” is a activity commonly associated with…oh, nevermind”
See, Bears are big fat hairy sweaty mens who parade around at…oh never mind.
January 24th, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Common exhortations heard in bars for $300, Alex
“Stay retired, Brett!!!”
January 24th, 2011 at 2:08 pm
And I suppose I should just be thankful that nobody’s drawn “Pitchers” and “Catchers” into this sordid squabble.
January 24th, 2011 at 2:53 pm
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January 24th, 2011 at 2:59 pm
As a state, the blood alcohol content of Wisconsin went up a full point after 5:00 PM yesterday. The only thing worse would have been if the Pack had lost. Either way, there were more than a few employers who had breathalyzers installed next to the time clocks this morning.
January 24th, 2011 at 3:03 pm
I saw it, Mitch, but even *I* didn’t want to touch that.
Foot, “Go, Pack, Go”; Heh. Heh. Heh……see that’s funny, we laugh. Sweaty hairy mens? BBMFAIL, buckaroo.
January 24th, 2011 at 3:51 pm
Pitchers and catchers and cheeseheads, oh my!
January 24th, 2011 at 3:52 pm
Speaking of pitching-and-catching, if I hear that Pro-Life Minnesota (or whatever organization it is) one more time on the Patriot…the one where some old coot (who sounds more like a child molester) asking little Billy “do you bat or do you pitch?”…I’m gonna scream. That old man voice sounds like someone you’d see at a NAMBLA meeting (not that I’d know about that or anything)