With All Due Respect Mr. President

By Johnny Roosh

I thought this was amusing and I hope we’re on the same page. I wanted to take a moment to step out of the box and socialize this theme and seek synergies even though this post probably isn’t mission-critical so we’re not going to expend a lot of our bandwidth on it.

You say, “I love my job.”
You really mean, “I need my job.”

Top 21 Workplace BS Lines

6 Responses to “With All Due Respect Mr. President”

  1. Kermit Says:

    You say “Penigma is a good environment for a robust debate”.
    You really mean…

  2. Chuck Says:

    You say, “He left the company to pursue other opportunities.”
    You really mean, “He got canned.”

    Or more common: “His/her’s position was eliminated and he/she will be leaving in 1 month.”
    Means: “We’ve been wanted to fire this slug forever, but can’t find probably cause, so did a “reorganization” to get rid of him/her”.

  3. Jeff Kouba Says:

    pretty sure “I hate my job” isn’t a cliche… (and we heard the “Nobody’s getting a raise this year” this week)

  4. Kermit Says:

    “Nobody’s getting a raise this year”
    Untrue. Congress will bravely not vote to stop it’s annual automatic pay increase.

  5. DiscordianStooj Says:

    Congress will bravely not vote to stop it’s annual automatic pay increase.

    You’re right, because they already voted this year to not get the automatic pay raise for 2010 and 2011.

  6. Bill C Says:

    I’ve heard quite a few of those and thought precisely the same things.

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