Dear Minnesota GOP

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Two points:

1) When this chick says:

Please put Mitch Berg in charge of all candidate selection and planning for your party’s run for the 3rd.

…cut the girl some slack.  She’s a Democrat and a Soros employee; she’s used to having orders handed down from above and carrying them out on command.  She assumes we’d do things the same way.  Right sentiment, wrong party.

And…

2) Resist the temptation:

If you do, I’ll bake you cookies…

She’s, like, pregnant.  The cookies will be something like Spam Cilantro Fudge Snickerdoodles or something like that. 

32 thoughts on “Dear Minnesota GOP”

  4. Ignore Swiftee, he’s a Republican and a Murdoch employee; he’s used to having orders handed down from above and carrying them out on command. He assumes we’d do things the same way. Right sentiment, wrong party.

    WOW, I can play the fiction game, too!! A lot less thinking involved as well!

    Flash

  5. *Very* interesting article Kel. The model (and the agenda) discussed fits MiniMoni to a “T”.

    I especially enjoyed this:

    “As with everything about the Democracy Alliance, the strangest aspect of this entire process was the incessant secrecy. Among the alliance’s stated values was a commitment to political transparency — as long as it didn’t apply to the alliance…”

    The perfect tie-in to MiniMoni’s “Code of Ethics”, no?

    I think I’m going to have to expand on this article…thanks for the tip!

  6. I’m telling you Flash, those Sunday dinners at Gigi’s house cause more damage to your mind than to your waistline. Allow me to snip that bit of BS in the bud and rub MiniMoni’s nose in it:

    I unambiguously declare that no money from Rupert Murdoch or the Republican Party, either directly or indirectly finds it’s way into my pocket, or funds my political activities.

    Try and get a statement like that regarding George Soros from the MiniMoni Soros Sock Puppets© Flash.

    If I was ever offered a stipend from a political organization or wealthy GOP backer, one of the conditions I’d place on my collaboration would be the acknowledgement of the collaboration.

    Taking money under the table and lying about it isn’t how I roll.

    Rejection of that kind of slimy, sneaky tactic is one reason I despise the left.

  7. That last sentence didn’t work…correction: *Their* acceptance of the kind of slimy, sneaky tactic is one reason I despise the left.

  8. PROVE IT!!

    I can certainly prove that they get money from numerous progressive foundations, and that they have a 501(c)(3) tax status. This is the same tax status that churches and other public charities have.

    Why don’t you address that issue flash? Or send Flash over to discuss it.

    It doesn’t bother you in the least that a clearly partisan and politically active blog is using the same tax status as a public charity like the Red Cross?

  9. The MurdochSphere is in full defense mode, what more proof does anyone need!!

    Rather touchy this AM aren’t we!! I think I struck a little closer to home with what I thought was tongue and cheek.

    Flash

  12. Nobody has ever “funded” either Shot in the Dark or the Northern Alliance in any way, except via advertising (both) and the occasional, rare, talent fee (NARN).  Every financial or in-kind incentive I receive outside of advertising (which is plainly visible on my sidebar) or talent fees for remote broadcasts (which are a fee for a service, and have never been political) is listed in my “Disclosure” section, promptly and completely.

     There.  As usual, complete and honest answers.

    Robin? Your turn!  What is the CIM’s financial connection to Media matters?  Or what was it when they shared offices, and what is it today?

  13. Y’see, Flash, the difference is that while you (admittedly) are tossing fictional bombs, there is a rational reason to see a connection between MinnMon and Soros. The MM’s parent organization shared office space with Media Matters, which is a Soros joint.

    And you know all of that perfectly well!

    And the Monitor has been willfully obtuse about it from the very beginning.

    Where there’s smoke (that isn’t completely made up)…

  14. MoN; The same way I felt about Scaife’s 501c3 Heritage Foundation funding of TownHall.com

    Oh, so you actively defended Scaife by asking “PROVE IT!!” at any dissenting blogs. Gotcha. Glad to see you’re consistent.

  15. Don’t forget to add that ALL of the “founders” listed for the “Center for Independent Media” project (which is the front group for MiniMoni) were verified Soros employees before they started MiniMoni and it’s fellow puppet theaters in Colorado and Iowa.

    If it smells like George Soros’s feet, it’s a sock puppet.

  17. The “Power Liberal” blog has a sidebar: “Drink Liberally at the 331 Club.”

    I had to think for a minute what that would be like. I decided it would probably entail walking in and demanding that those with more hard-earned money in their pockets than you had an obligation to buy you drinks.

  18. It should be called socialist drinking Andrew. You all put your money in the pot and then allow a committee to decide what to drink. You either end up wasting your money on watered down crap or being forced to subsidize the tastes of others. Sounds an awful lot like the way most of our local government operates.

  19. “You all put your money in the pot and then allow a committee to decide . . . you either end up wasting your money on watered down crap or being forced to subsidize the tastes of others. ”

    Sounds more like how the MNGOP operates.

    Flash

  20. You may be right AssClown, but we have no way to be sure.

    What *does* Cheney’s withered ballsac smell like AssClown? Oh, and what about taste; what’s it taste like?

    Also, please post a picture of your chin, AssClown, so we can see what Cheney’s withered ballsac looks like.

  21. What are you saying, flash?

    Is the MNGOP a little too socialist for your tastes?

    Or was that more of a “I know you are but what am I” comment?

  22. What are you saying, flash?

    Is the MNGOP a little too socialist for your tastes?

    Or was that a “I know you are but what am I” comment?

  23. Flash:

    Sounds more like how the MNGOP operates.

    Scaife’s 501c3 Heritage Foundation

    MurdochSphere is in full defense mode

    Let me assure the audience that I am not glue, and that Flash is most assurely not rubber, and that nothing is stuck to me.

    That is all.

  24. What’s that, three tries at riffing on the Cheney ballsac thing?

    Yet again Angyclown takes down the big dumb rhino with one shot while Swiftee blasts away at thw farm-raised quail to no effect.

    Fire discipline, pally. Look into it.

  25. Nooo; you’ve got it all wrong AssClown.

    When it comes to “riffing” on Cheny’s (or anyone else’s for that matter) ballsac, I bow to your superiority.

    Riff away, pally.

  26. angryclown said:

    “Yet again Angyclown takes down the big dumb rhino with one shot”

    What?!?! Has angryclown transformed into a “gun nut” in front of my very eyes? Or is “Angyclown” a cousin of his?

  28. Flash-

    From a Star Tribune story from March 2006 (no longer available online):

    When a group of diehard liberals gathers on Wednesday nights at the 331 Club, they all throw money into a kitty and share pitchers of beer. They talk about social issues, local political races, or if all else fails, football.

    From the same story:

    When a group of diehard conservatives gathers at Keegan’s on Thursdays, they pay their own tabs. And they drink Guinness or an expensive import. Rather than blather on about politics, they turn their attention to a game of trivia.

  29. Mmm.

    What’s that, you say? Guinness instead of Grain Belt? And I hear the 331 uses government cheese in their burgers!

    Drinking a Guinney and smoking a cigar on the patio vs. drinking Grain Belt and smelling your neighbor’s Marlboro Lites and arguing about whether Trotsky or Kirov liked the Wobblies more?

    Going to Keegan’s sounds like much more fun!

  30. Chad, I was referring more to how your party behaves/pick candidates. I specifically removed the drinking references.

    And 331 has Surly Bender. Not a lot of Grain Belt around the table that I know of. Mostly Two Hearted and Bender.

    Keagan’s is a good time as well. Both have their positives and negatives. Sometimes I get really daring and do both . . . the same night! *laughing*

    Flash

  31. “Sometimes I get really daring and do both . . . the same night! *laughing*”

    Yeah I *thought* I’d smelled the stink of a bat cave on you…well, just make sure you wipe your feet before you enter Keegans after leaving drunkenliburals. Terry is going to get really pissed off if you drag moonbat guano into his establishment.

    And it probably wouldn’t hurt to shake out your coat either…*I’ll* get pissed if you pass along any of “Da Wedge’s” vermin.

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