Dear Every Single Twin Cities Liquor Merchant
By Mitch Berg
To: Madames and Sirs
From: Mitch
Re: Huge Mistake
To whom it may concern,
Get “Mike’s Hard Limeade” back on your shelves immediately or face the consequences.
That is all.
Mitch Berg
9 Responses to “Dear Every Single Twin Cities Liquor Merchant”
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August 20th, 2010 at 7:43 am
I remember the Hudson and Landry routine “Ajax Liquor Store” about a liquor store that delivers. I always thought that would be a great idea, especially after 8:00 pm weekdays when all the liquor stores are closed so you have to drive to Woodbury for beer. Why isn’t there one in St. Paul?
August 20th, 2010 at 9:15 am
Mitch,
You might want to give this a try. No, I don’t work for them or own stock. I just thought it was a very tasty patio drink when I tried it a couple of weeks back.
http://www.finnishline.us/
August 20th, 2010 at 11:55 am
nate, the brother of a friend of mine purchased a liquor store a while back. Turns out most of the deliveries were daily deliveries to alcoholics who didn’t have cars, but needed a daily supply of booze. Often they were senior citizens. For example, Mrs X expected her bottle of vodka to arrive around 10 AM each morning.
August 20th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Do you get a free parasol with every Limeade purchase? Maybe you can just drink peach wine coolers instead…
August 20th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
I know that there are other states that have these, but can’t remember which ones besides Texas that do; drive through liquor stores!
August 20th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Do you get a free parasol with every Limeade purchase
Go pickle your liver, ElDar. I’ve got a fever and the only prescription is anything citrus. Especially lime. Especially in this weather.
August 20th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Gin and tonic with lime. All the citrus you need.
August 20th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
That you’d utter the phrase “All the citrus you need” proves you are unclear on the concept of truly jonesing for citrus.
August 23rd, 2010 at 9:42 am
“Gin and tonic with lime.”
Bingo!
Or
Vodka Limeade! They sell limeade at the grocery store, Mitch.