Tune Up

By Mitch Berg

Local anarkids plan to “tune up” for the convention:

Marie Braun, a local antiwar leader, said protesters will get a tuneup on Sept. 15 when they will stage an antiwar march from the Cathedral of St. Paul to the Xcel Center and then to the State Capitol, a route protesters hope to use again on the opening day of the convention.

Hm.

If I can make it to the meeting, I’ll tune up by skipping my shower for three or four days, and eating lots of bean burritos and cheap beer.

That will tune me up.

8 Responses to “Tune Up”

  1. Amendment X Says:

    Hey Mitch-
    You want to do another “Protest the Protesters”? (http://www.savagerepublican.com/2007/03/visiting-in-land-of-intellectual-and.php )
    I’m up for it! Ask Diamond Dog and Lileks if they want to drink coffee and swim around in a sea of illogic and inanity.
    Amendment X

  2. Lassie Says:

    “Anarkids” will hold a news conference Labor Day, 11:30 a.m. on the steps of the MN State Capitol.

    Something about Pre K or PreNC…

  3. Fresch Fisch Says:

    If they are anarchists, then why do they want their rights protected by the establishment politcal/legal system?

  4. Mitch Says:

    I’m tempted to start an “archist” group (ananarchist?) and show up Monday.

    Hmmmmm. Labor Day. That means “I don’t work”, doesn’t it?

    Hmmmm.

  5. Lassie Says:

    Or, Antichist?

    I’m not working that day, either. Hmmm.

  6. billhedrick Says:

    might be interesting to show up, bring an american flag or 2?

  7. Lassie Says:

    Does anyone know how to do dreadlocks? Never mind, I’ll just use dad’s old grayed mop head.

  8. Kermit Says:

    Damn, I showered this morning. I don’t know if I can work up the proper aroma for such an event in just three days.

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